I swear this man-
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Private with: Señor
Me: My señor~~I'm on my period, can you get me pads/tampons and other things.
Señor: Tf is a pad? Tf is a tampon?
Me; I-
Me: O shit I forgot your a fücking idiot
Señor: Hey! Listen perra! I'm no fucking girl!
Señor: But I love you so send me a pic and I'll get it for u ig
Me:Don't call me a bitch again or I I'll show no mercy in bed Bitch
Me: But here
*You sent 2 image attachment*
Señor: Okay I gotcha mamas
*A little while later*
Señor: Mama there seems to be problem-
Me:omfg what is it
Señor: There are multiple sizes of... those tampon thingies-
Señor: And flappy or no flappy things on the pads-
Señor: Which one do you like??
Señor: And what's your pussy size?
Me: BASKKSKSKSBAKAKA
Me: TF DID YOU REALLY JUST- BAKAKAKAKA
Señor: WHAT?! ALL I ASKED WHAT YOUR VAGINA SIZE IS?'nvnvbenrhrh
Me: LMAO JESUS CRUST!/747474&$:$:73
Me: Fine it's ( What ever fucking thing you use..or if you have dick or nothing then just pretend you have a puthy)
Señor: Thanks mama! I'll be over in a little! I'll make sure to buy you as much candy and snack as you want!❤️😽
Me: Hot crazy ass Mexican bitch🤧❤️
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As I said I might be starting a Haikyuu fan/textfic. I don't know when I might do it but if I do publish it please read it🤧❤️
YOU ARE READING
Bnha x reader || TEXT FIC || 14+
Fanfiction||||DISCONTINUED|||| This is just a random thing I made cause I was bored at like 2 AM... Edit: THIS SHIT IS SO CRINGEY. I STARTED WRITING THIS IN LIKE 2017 AND I WAS A LITTLE BIATCH BACK THEN SO PLEASE-
