Pro asshole

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Ok so we are back where you are with the pros and is a pro hero✨🐰

Dumbass Hero's:
SexyBunny🐰
BirdWhore
Me
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Me: Lmao Endeavor totally failed today😂😭

SexyBunny🐰: Really?! What happened?

BirdWhore: HEY! STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT ENDEAVOR-SAN😡

Me: Man shut the fuck up

BirdWhore: sorry-

SexyBunny🐰: how the fuck did you get him to behave so easily??!! HE IS SO HARD TO MANAGE!

Me: idfk

BirdWhore: She is so fucking scary when she's mad- Remember in our school years someone bullied us and she kicked their ass?

SexyBunny🐰: Oh shit- I remember that! She was so scary!! I swear I think  I pissed myself that day-

BirdWhore: I know! Plus at least you weren't alone with her and getting yelled at from her😭😭

Me: Thank you but it's time to get back to what I was saying.

Me: So when me, Endeavor, and Hawks were on patrol. These stupid ass thugs that they could beat us.

SexyBunny🐰: Idiots

Me: I know... but this dude had so earth quirk and when Endeavor was running towards him, the dude panicked and made the ground come up beneath Endeavor making him trip and fall flat on his face!😭😂😭

SexyBunny🐰: HAHAHAHHA😭😭😭😂😂😂

BirdWhore: Jerks he did very good today!

Me: He did... EXCEPT THAT PART😂

SexyBunny🐰: BAHHAHAHA

BirdWhore: Man and I was excited to go on missions with you...

Me: haha well you were wrong

BirdWhore: haha very funny... what are you? A professional asshole?

Me: Pretty much a pro

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