Lmao I like this idea I had about this Bird whore. :)
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                              Private with: BirdWhore
                              BirdWhore: Hey, did I just see you outside walking a pig??!!
                              Me: Yes, she's our pet :)
                              BirdWhore: You can't seriously think it's a good idea to have a smelly, disgusting pig in out penthouse, can you? 
                              Me: Given some of the girls me and Rumi seen you bring home at 2am, I'm not sure I get your point.
                              BirdWhore: I- 
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                              Lmao he is a bird whore...
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Bnha x reader || TEXT FIC || 14+
Fanfiction||||DISCONTINUED|||| This is just a random thing I made cause I was bored at like 2 AM... Edit: THIS SHIT IS SO CRINGEY. I STARTED WRITING THIS IN LIKE 2017 AND I WAS A LITTLE BIATCH BACK THEN SO PLEASE-
 
                                           
                                               
                                                  