DBZ Abridged Vegeta x reader

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(Y/n) POV

"(Y/n), If this is about what happened before I left with Nappa. Then get over it". Vegeta said. I stared at him. "You do realize I literally give zero fucks about your crush on me right"? I asked. "Oh... Why the fuck did you bring it up then"!? He yelled. "You brung it up"! The three eyes guy said. "Shut up triclops". Vegeta yelled. "So you're single"? The guy with the scar on his eye asked. I looked at him. "I'm going to kill you now". I said. "He will literally not be missed". Vegeta said.

"This is boring though". I said sitting down. "You still have your tail". Goku said. "Oh yeah". I said. "Wait so you're just done"!? The purple haired guy yelled. "I'm (Y/n) who are you"? I smiled at him. He blushed. "Trunks". He said. "I'm Krillin"! "Yamcha"! "Gohan". "... Tien". I looked at the green guy. "Sorry about earlier". I said as I criss crossed my legs. "Piccolo...". He said.

I got up. "Well it's nice meeting all of you". I smiled. "You have aged well since the last time I've seen you". Vegeta said looking at my body. "Dad"! Trunks yelled. "And you've actually gotten taller". I laughed. "Oh you have a kid Vegeta... Never thought that would happen". I laughed. "Two actually... So you free this Friday"? Yamcha asked. "I will literally fucking kill you right now". Vegeta growled.

"So what's your relationship with Vegeta"? Goku smiled. "... We just hung out when I was little". I said. "How old are you"? Yamcha asked. "42". I said. "Wow you look 20"! They yelled. I laughed. "My body went back in time". I said. "How"!? Vegeta yelled. "Something happened when I was on a planet. I don't know". I shrugged.

"So what are you going to do now"? Tien asked. "I don't know... Conquer some other planet probably". I sighed. "How about you stay on Earth"! Goku said. "What"? I asked. "Yeah! It's great! Lots of yummy food"! Goku said. "You guys... Would just let me"? I asked. "Sure! Half of our friends try to kill us"! Krillin said. I gave a closed eye smile. "Thank you guys"! I blushed. Vegeta stared at me.

"What"? I asked him. He didn't say anything and just looked away from me. "You know prince. If you like me that much". I smiled. "I hate you so much". Vegeta said. "Don't act like that! Hey some dick might you feel better". I said. "Do you want mine"? Vegeta asked me. I stared at him. "And on that I'm out". I said walking away. "You could have easily killed us". Vegeta said.

I stopped walking. "You weren't even using your full strength". He said. I smiled at him. "Well I do have to always obey my superiors". I said. "Consider your planet lucky they had you". I added flying off.

Narrator POV

"She likes you"! Krillin said to Vegeta. "I could sense she wasn't using her full power! Man! I bet she's so strong if she really let's go"! Goku said. "Maybe we should keep a close eye on her". Piccolo mumbled. "She won't do anything". Vegeta said. "Father I know you and mom aren't together. But don't be weird". Trunk said. "I'm getting me a piece of that". Vegeta smirked. "Didn't she already reject you"? Yamcha asked. Vegeta glared at Yamcha. "She was supposed to be my bride anyway". Vegeta said.

"Then she rejected you". Tien laughed. Vegeta growled. "I hope all of you die"! Vegeta yelled leaving. "I'm rooting for him". Krillin said. "Yeah but we don't have to do it to his face". Tien said.

(Y/n) POV

I built a log cabin in the middle of the woods. It took me a month to make it a home. Someone knocked on my door I was genuinely confused by this I opened it. "Hey (Y/n)"! Goku smiled. "Wassup". I said leaning on my door frame. He touched my shoulder and all of a sudden I was outside at a new location with a bunch of people. "Well who's this"!? A old man asked running at me. "If you take one more step I'll snap your neck". Vegeta said.

"Why am I here"? I asked. "Do you want to train with us!? I can teach you super Sayian"! Goku said. "I don't really care about what color my hair is. Also I was kidnapped". I said. "You never hang out with us! Have you even met the girls"! Krillin said. I stared at three girls. "The blue haired one was there when I was about to un-alive the planet". I said. "I'm Bulma". She said. "ChiChi". The black haired girl said. "18". The blonde said. "(Y/n). You're all really pretty". I smiled.

"Wow you're so nice. Not like the other Sayians I met". Bulma said. "My mom use to say that if you act nice around people when their guard is down you can kill them easily". I smiled. "I see you dress like a minority teen". Vegeta said. "Guys we're forgetting something! (Y/n) please train with me"! Goku said. "I'm not wearing the right clothes to train Goku... You did basically take me". I said. "Aw man"! He said.

"How old are you? You grew up with Vegeta but you look younger than him and Goku". Bulma said. "Oh my body rewinded. It's so lame". I said. "What?! I would kill to look that young"! Bulma yelled. "I think you just enjoy life. I really don't care how old or young I look". I shrugged. I felt Vegeta staring at my back side. "Wow it almost feels like when we were younger". I said. "No it doesn't you haven't tried to hit me yet". Vegeta said. I went to slap him he grabbed my wrist. "Now it feels like when we were kids". Vegeta said.

He pulled me to him. "I should have let your brother marry me". I said. Vegeta growled. "Tarble? He has a wife". Goku said. "Really!? He survived"!? I yelled. "Why the hell did your survive again"? Vegeta asked. "I was looking for you and Nappa. Where is Nappa"? I asked. "Oh he's a Hollywood producer". Krillin said. "... A what? What the fuck has my race come to"? I mumbled. "Hey (Y/n). I know Sayians eat a lot so feel free to stop by anytime"! Bulma said.

"Really"? I asked. "Sure just keep Vegeta happy like this". She said. "What"? I asked. "Oh nothing! Feel free to stop by anytime"! She smiled. "Sure"! I smiled.