"Me and my bitch'ass friends"
Bucket: yo les potes
Big brain energy: since when do you speak French?
Bucket: I speak a lot of languages, it's just that I don't brag about it like tiny here
Big brain energy : HEY ME BEING SHORT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME BRAGGING
Bucket: I know I just like to annoy you. Anyway are we the only ones awake?
Big brain energy: I think so it's like.... 4 am on a Saturday. What are you doing so late up at night?
Bucket and Big brain energy's private conversation:
Bucket: wanna talk here? Cause there's kinda something I want to get off my chest
Big brain energy: OOOHH SPILL ?32_#>)@7SDHFYDVHB
Bucket: calm down Tones, and please, promise this will stay between you and me?
Big brain energy: yea ofc
Bucket: ok, so the reason I am still awake is cause I was thinking how prom is approaching and people are getting together, and how, I have nobody and no chance to get with the guy I like :(((
Big brain energy: aww ofc you do buckster , unless he's dating someone already you do have a chance. Now PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL WHO IT IS!!!
Bucket: Jee ok ummm, the guy I like is umm...
Big brain energy: ....??
Bucket: Sam Wilson
Big brain energy: OMHYGOD BUCKS THAT'S AMAZING I- I mean it was kinda obv you guys had some sort of tension but I didn't knew you were crushing on him UwU. When did this start???!!
Bucket: Idk I think it's been a few weeks but... I like him sm I could just melt into his beautiful brown eyes and-
Big brain energy: Hun, bucky, I support this relationship but don't talk to me if you're gonna keep babbling about all of this poetic love. Carol is the right person if need that.
Bucket: right, sorry. Anyway haven't you thought about prom and everything?
Big brain energy: honestly I was too busy trying to get back on alt tiktok cause deep fried, leshawna ball, Jason earles, department store, elmo, hanging babies tiktok was wayyy too creepy at night . But I had someone in mind...
Bucket: ooooooh Tony has crush !!
Big brain energy: yea don't get too excited about it tho but... I was thinking about asking Stephen out.
Bucket: YUHHHH GET INTO IT !! anyway... YES DO IT YOU GUYS ARE LIKE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER SKHDSKHDFJ
Big brain energy: right?! I was thinking about asking him out in the lab with the help of my science partner: Bruce
Bucket: good idea but you have to find a way to keep the secret between us and Bruce cause homeguy CANNOT KEEP A SECRET
Big brain energy: Yes he can...
Bucket: right. Remember that time he spoiled us that movie "Us". Or the time he told us that Val and Carol were so drunk that they kissed? I'm pretty sure no one had to know about it. Ohhh or that time he told Loki's parents that their son cheated on the chemistry exam. Bruce is too pure to lie and too stupid to keep a secret.
Big brain energy: damn buck, I totally forgot abt that. I wonder how him and Thor kept their relationship from us for so long. Hmm I'll find a way or another to make him keep his mouth shut. Anyway about you and Sam, what are you gonna do?
Bucket: cry
Bigbrain energy: No- buck you have to tell him how you feel
Bucket: but what if he doesn't like me back? What if it ruins our friendship? What if he never wants to talk to me again?
Big brain energy: Don't be so dramatic. If he doesn't like you back WHICH I'M SURE HE DOES, it won't ruin anything. Plus, if you don't ask you'll never know ://
Bucket: thanks tones. Thanks for everything.
Big brain energy: no worries. Anyway I gotta go I have to sleep a bit cause I haven't slept in days. I'm living off coffee
Bucket: Oh god, TONY HOW MANY TIMES DID WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
Big brain energy: ughhh ik but keeping a healthy sleeping schedule is sooo difficult :(( . gn
Bucket: gn
Sorry for not updating for ummm A MONTH I- anyway I just finished school and now I have plenty of time to continue this AU. Have a good day and stay safe :)))
btw ignore the picture of this chapter it's my friends birthday and this old pic with his brother was just so funny so I decided to post it here since he's a local who uses the "😂" non-ironically and doesn't even know what wattpad is so maurice if you find this bahhh ptn jsuis désolé frère💀💀
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