"Nope now cmon toots we got to head to the park soon"-C.Baby
Ballora's POV
she called me toots-
This is going to be the best date ever B E T
"What are we going to do at the park baby?"-Ballora
"Well I'm glad you asked Ballora, WERE OBVIOUSLY GONNA THROW EGGS AT THE KARENS"-Baby
"Why am I not surprised but that does sounds like fun so count me in"-Ballora
"It feels like it's been a while huh Ballora?"-Baby
IM SORRY IF I LOST MOTIVATION AGAIN WOMAN >:(
"Yeah it sure does huh?"-Ballora
"Well let's get to it, I'll pay for the eggs madam"-Baby
"Oh why thank you sire"-Ballora
We walk over to that one convenient store to buy 4 cartons of eggs. Yes the extra large eggs, those Karen's deserve this. Once we paid we walk over to the park eggs in hand we found a Karen pretty easily since baby decided to wear a pride shirt on to "capture them quickly"
WARNING WARNING HOMOPHOBIC KAREN WARNING WARNING
"Uhm excuse me ma'am not to be rude but are you a lesbian"-homophobic Karen
"Yeeess woman smexy like this one here"-Baby
She holds my hands up higher to show who she's referring to. I let out a tiny surprised peep.
"Mhm okay I know this is a phase and all but just to be clear men and woman go together not woman and woman"-Homophobic Karen
"Thank you for your opinion but here have a gift"-Ballora
"Oh? Me a gift? Please do share"-Homophobic Karen
I grab an egg carton from the bag that baby was holding and i reach it out to her.
"Oh thank you for your generou-"-homophobic Karen
I throw the whole carton of egg on her face. Baby and I snickered and laughed. We ran like sonic well uhh baby was Naruto running which gave her a huge advantage to leave the Karen quicker.
"BaBy SlOw DoWn"-Ballora
"I CANT WE HAVE TO LEAVE Q U I C K"-Baby
"FiNe THEN LEMME CARRY YOU"-Ballora
"NO YOUR TOO S L O W"-Baby
I try to run quicker and succeeded, I then grab her by the shirt and carry her while running.
"DAMN Ballora you have some gorilla glue grip on me"-Baby
"Oh shush that was a homophobic Karen back there baby"-Ballora
We slow down since we're at baby's house now. I want to ask her about her parents but she seems like she was having fun so I'll ask about that another time.
"Well that was fun and all Ballora see you on our next date?"-Baby
"Wouldn't miss it for the world, uh do you wanna go out maybe next week same time?"-Ballora
"Yup I won't miss it see you at school tomorrow Ballora byeee"-Baby
"Bye baby cya tomorrow!"-Ballora
Baby's POV
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck YES I GOT ANOTHER DATE NEXT WEEK I-
I look at the empty quiet house. Right my parents..I should've begged them not to go but they're well known as heroes now..Enough being sad I have to look somewhat decent for school tomorrow. The teachers and staff already know about me and Foxy's legacy and they will so for generations on and on. But we get to pass this year tho since hiding :} I miss hiding it was fun and wacky.
"Time to sleep now can't wait for tomorrow"-Baby
HEY GUYS SO THE BOOK ISNT ACTUALLY ENDING it's going to end on the 50th chapter but now I'm back for the summer. I might be back for good but let's not test my luck see you on the next chapter!
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