His-B.Beast

13| Talking Dog and Uma

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Third Person POV
Carlos was on his laptop searching,'How to get out of the friend zone?' And the tv was on,"They dined with Aladdin and Jasmine." Dude was looking at the laptop.
Carlos:"I see you reading over my shoulder."
TV:"Six months ago, no one thought...the wrong side of the bridge would last. Gina must be counting the days until the Royal Cotillion, when she is crowned Queen of Auradon."
Then Mal came rushing in the dorm room.
Carlos:"Whoa. Easy, girl."
Mal:"What? You think this is so easy?! You don't have people taking a photo of you every dingle time you open your mouth to say boo! I mean, it's not that I could even say,"Boo," but, you know what I mean-"
Carlos:"I'm sorry."
Mal:"Carlos, don't you ever miss screaming at people and just making them run away from you?"
Carlos:"You're thinking of my mother, and I'm usually on the other end of that so no not really, no. Oh, hey. Did you bring it?"
Then  Chad suddenly opens the door with a key, and he turns around,"Hi. Just came to use your 3D printer. Won't be a sec."
Carlos:"How'd you get a key to my room?"
Chad:"Oh, I printed it off last night when I was here. Uh...you guys were sleeping. Look, I just-your printer's so much better than mine, and your install these hacks and everything runs so much smoother than mine and-"
Carlos points to the door,"Out! Now."
Chad:"Fine. Fine." He was walking slow to the door.
Carlos:"Chad!"
Chad:"What? Hmm?"
Carlos:"Leave the key." Chad left the room."Mal?" He calms her out of a day dream.
Mal:"Hmm?"
Carlos:"My potion?"
Mal:"Hmm. Yeah. Um..."
Carlos:"So, this thing will make me say what I really feel to Jane?"
Mal:"Yeah. I mean, this is a truth gummy, so take it or leave it."
Carlos:"Perfect."
Mal:"Hold on though. Are you sure that you want to be taking this? Because this is gonna make you say the truth all the time, no matter what, and the only reason that I'm asking is because I know that if I took this right now, I would get sent back to the Isle. Which, it's not that sounds super unappealing, but, you know..."
Carlos:"Yeah, I'll take my chances. I guess."
Mal:"Okay." Then Dude jumps up and ate the gummy."Ohh! Bad dog!"
Dude:"Man, that thing is nasty! And you-you just got to man up. And while your at it, scratch my butt."
Mal:"You heard him, scratch his butt." She walks out the room.
Carlos:"Mal. You're just gonna leave me with him?"
Dude:"Come on. You scratch your own all the time."
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On the Isle of the Lost.
At Ursula Fish and chips shop.
Uma:"Poser."
Harry:"Traitor!"
Uma looks around,"Hello!"
Everybody throws food at the TV.
Harry:"Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces. You know what I mean?"
Gil, Gina's older brother, was chowing down his food.
Uma:"Gil! You want to quit choking down yolks and get with the program?"
Gil:"Yeah. What they said."
Uma:"That little traitor, who left us in the dirt."
Harry:"Who turned her back on evil."
Gil:"Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang. Back when we were kids. Come on, you guys remember. She called her shrimpy, and the name just kind of...stuck."
Uma:"That snotty little witch, who grabbed everything she wanted and left me nothing."
Gil:"No, she left you that sandbox, and then she said that you could have the shrimp-"
Uma:"I need you to stop talking."
Harry:"Look, we have her turf now. They can stay in Bore-adon."
Uma:"Harry, that's her turf now! And I want it too. We should not be getting her leftovers. Son of Hook, son of Gaston, and me, most of all, daughter of Ursula. What's my name?"
Harry:"Uma!"
Uma:"What's my name?"
Gil:"Mm. Uma?"
Uma:"What's my name? What's my name?"
All:"Uma!"

When they were finished singing and dancing, Ursula yelled out and swing her tentacle out and everyone ducked,"Shut your clams!"
Uma:"Mom!"
Ursula:"These dishes ain't going to wag themselves!"
Uma:"It's fine. It's fine. 'Cause when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it! They're gonna forget the girl and remember the name-"
Gil interrupted,"Shrimpy!"
Uma looks at Harry.
Harry grabs Gil and took him outside, Gil was about to walk back in, Harry stops him,"Mm-Hmm."
Gil:"Ah." He sat down outside.
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