Back To School - A Plants Vs Zombies Fanfiction Prequal

Protection and Preparation - Chapter 2

Friday
4:30 After School

Jake: Dudes, Tonight's the party!
Angelo: Okay, We just gotta play it cool. When we get there, don't say anything and just act like you've been there for a while
Me: That is... dumb
Angelo: Trust me, This works!
Jake: How do you it would work?
Angelo: I've been to a party before dumbass
Me: Birthday parties don't count, Angelo
Angelo: Shut up! Deadass, I've been to one of Cameron's parties
Austin: Who's Cameron?
Me: Someone in me and Angelo's grade, you wouldn't know him because you guys are a grade lower
Austin: Oh, that makes sense
Jake: Let's get ready for the party!
Me: Oh shit, yeah I forgot. Don't forget your condoms guys!
Austin: Ha! You all know I'm prepared with like, three on me all the time!
Jake: Shut the hell up Austin, you've never owned a condom in your damn life
Austin: Fuck, that's true
Me: GUYS! Let's go, the party is at ten!
Jake and Austin: Hell yeah!
Angelo: Wait. Guys, the party's tommorow
Me: What?
Angelo: On Zack's story it has him with the caption, "Getting ready fo the party tomorrow"
Jake: Shit! So now what?
Austin: Tommorow!? At least I have time to steal a condom from my sister now...
Me: We could hang at my place and smoke, the fam is out tonight
Jake: They are?
Me: Parents are in Colorado, Peter is at his friends place for the weekend, and my sister Leah is at her boyfriend's probably getting knocked up. So we got the crib to ourselves!
Angelo: Dude, I can't smoke
Me: Huh?
Angelo: I've told you already, I'm in football and baseball. I can't smoke anything, it'll mess up my lungs
Me: Oh shut the hell up, your lungs can handle it. My dude Ethan, is all fucked up and has a fucked up heart yet he still blazing the shit out of his goods
Austin: Your dealer?
Me: Ethan? Yeah he's my main man for selling those goods
Angelo: Whatever, I got to get home anyway
Jake: What, Why?
Angelo: Because I got to study for finals, and so do all you guys
Me: Fuck finals!
Angelo: That's what you said last year
Me: I'm saying it this year too bitch!
Angelo places his palm on his forehead.
Angelo: Alright catch you dudes later, I'll be at the party tomorrow!
Austin, Jake, and Me: See ya man!
Austin, Jake, and Me: Jinx! Jinx again!
Me: Hey! Shut the fuck up guys
Jake: You guys want to smoke?
Austin: I can't
Jake: Why?
Me: Cause' he's a pussy!
Austin: No! I got to go to work in an hour
Jake: Richard, wanna smoke?
Me: Fuck yes I wanna smoke!
Jake: Bet

Saturday
9:30 AM

Shit. Is it Saturday? What happened last night? I better call jake to see if he remembers.
*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring*
Jake: Uh, hello?
Me: Dude, what happened last night?
Jake: Oh shit! I'm surprised your still breathing!
Me: Um. What?
Jake: Dude, we went to your place and were smoking some weed, when we called over some people to get drunk and high
Me: Oh shit
Jake: Yeah. After we all smoked, you said you took like four shots and you didn't feel anything, so you took five more
Me: Holy fucknuts!
Jake: You were crazy! You broke your window! After you took more drinks, it all hit you at once and you were fucking all over the place
Me: I broke my own window!?
Jake: What? No!
Me: Oh! *Phew*
Jake: You broke your parents window
Me: WHAT!? Shit! I'm dead. I'm so fucking dead!
Jake: Tonight's Zack's party!
Me: I can't make it!
Jake: You have to!
Me: How? My parents are getting home at ten! It's already 9:40!
Jake: Shit. Well it was nice knowing ya'
Me: Alright, fuck. I gotta... I gotta go
Jake: Catch you later Richard
*Click*
Fuck. There's no way I can go to the party tonight! My mom and dad are gonna lose it when they see the house! They're gonna rip me a new asshole! Shit. Shit shit shit. FUCK! Wait! I got it. What if I sneak out tonight? I already know where Zack's house is, I can just go there and party! Then when the party is over, I can sneak back in the house and it'll be like nothing ever happened! Oh yeah, this is gonna be good.