I decide to go upstairs all the way to the third story. Because I heard that most people fuck on the floor with the most bedrooms, and as soon as I walk upstairs I hear multiple people moaning throughout the bedrooms. I guess my assumption was correct. I haven't seen Jersey at all the entire party, turns out it was because she was up here. She wasn't fucking though, she was just chilling out talking to three different dudes that you could just tell they all wanted some of that sexy body. I decide to go up and talk to her.
Me: Hey, wassup Jersey.
Here's the thing, me and Jersey aren't strangers. It's not one of those things where, I have a crush but my crush doesn't know me type deals, no no no. We talk a lot, and we're always flirting but we never go far into conversations. If we start talking, it's quick jokes and quick laughs; nothing to deep. But we still enjoy each other's company, or at least I hope she does.
Jersey: Guys, I'm not that type of girl.
Plant Guy 1: Come on Jersey, it'll just be for a minute!
Plant Guy 2: Yeah, and we'll all be surrounding you so we don't have to take turns.
Jersey: No! Why don't you ask Sarah?
Plant Guy 2: Sarah!? She's got, but not sexy like you.
Plant Guy 1 gets closer and grabs Jersey's ass.
Plant Guy 1: If you want, we can go one by one baby.
Jersey: No! Get the hell out of here before I-
Plant Guy 3: Before you what mate? You can't do a bloody thing right now.
Plant Guy 2: Besides let us fuck you, that's what you can do.
Okay, I've had enough of this. I walked up and pushed Plant Guy 2 out if the way to get in between them and Jersey.
Me: Hey! Why don't you guys go circle jerk together in the bathroom and leave Jersey alone.
Plant Guy 1: Who the hell are you dude?
Me: Get the fuck out of here!
Plant Guy 1 and 2 start to back up.
Plant Guy 3: Oh yeah? What the hell are you gonna bloody do?
Me: I'll, uh... Um. I'll cut you! I got a twelve dollar switch blade in my pocket right now!
I then pull out a two dollar knife I bought at a Gas Station last year. I flip it out blade pointing at Plant Guy 3.
Plant Guy 3: Oh shit, Uh...
Me: Yeah fuck off you shitbags!
Plant Guy 2 and 3 walk away.
Plant Guy 2: Yo, come on man. He's got a knife let's go.
Plant Guy 1: You haven't seen the last of us yet dork!
Me: Get the fuck out of here already you fucking Douchebag!
The three of them go downstairs, looking at me right before they descend down into the crowds of people.
Jersey: You didn't have to do that Richard.
Me: But your glad I did aren't you? They were trying to rape you!
Jersey: Thank you Richard.
She places her head on my chest, hugging me.
Jersey: Thank You.
She gets off of me looking straight up at me.
Jersey: Who invited you to the party?
Me: What? Oh, Zack invited me and my friends a couple days ago.
Jersey: Zack himself? Damn look at you, getting with the popular groups!
Me: Ha, yeah. So what do you wanna do now? Got any friends you need to meet up with?
Jersey: No, my friends just left for the night.
Me: So, you wanna...
I wanna say fuck so bad.
Me: Drink? You wanna go drink some alcohol?
Jersey: I don't drink but, I guess I can make an acception.
Me: Hell yeah! Let's get it.
Jersey: So then, then I was like "Dude, wheres your condom?" And then guess what?
Me: What? What happened!?
Jersey: Then, he pulled out a condom, but he couldn't put it on.
Me: Huh, Why?
Jersey: Because it was Extra Large!
We both laugh.
Me: Holy shit! He had a tiny dick!
Jersey: 4 inch
I hit the table in laughter.
Me: Oh my God!
Jersey: He came back the next day with one though, and that was the first time I've had sex.
Me: Damn, that's crazy.
Jersey: When was the first time you had sex?
Me: Oh, um. I'm a virgin.
Jersey looks at me, and places her hand on my shoulder.
Jersey: Dude, your so funny! Your goddamn hilarious, but seriously when was your first time?
Me: Uhh.
Jersey: Wait, are you actually a virgin? No way!
Me: Yeah, I've never got that far with a chick before.
Jersey: Dude if I wasn't drunk right now, I wouldn't be asking this. But do you wanna lose your virginity, to me?
I sit there, drink in my hand jaw open.
Me: If you want, yeah I would love to have sex with you.
Jersey then proceeds to go upstairs into a bedroom, I follow quickly behind.
YOU ARE READING
Back To School - A Plants Vs Zombies Fanfiction Prequal
HumorThis story is about a group of plants who finally get invited to one of Zack's parties. Since his parents aren't home, what will go down in Zack's house? Is this finally an opportunity for Richard to get laid? Read the story for all this and more! D...
