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>19< (Blah... blah... blah)

This isn't a chapter, actually it is. I'm sorry. I just wanted to talk about something... and i know... this chapter would cost my life...

*clears throat*

Am i the only one who doesn't understand WHY the hell some people hate Ericka Van Helsing?

Well, a couple of months ago... i went up to look at Wikipedia to see her info, again. But i was really really bored and bumped into the comments section. I saw this comments; (i can't insert the pic so i'm gonna type it in, and i'm only gonna type the comments of the bashers and the defenders, and also the one's that love her, and other funny one's)

- Johnny and ericka will eventually die since they are human, so i think it's understandable for the vampires to zing again, eventually (since they have long lifespans)(so stop hating on drac! he deserves to be happy).

But i do agree that it did destroy the saying of "you can only zing once" of the previous movies. (i used to believe that with my childhood crush then, and thought we would spend entirety with forever,  but damnn i was wrong)

- I feel like Dracula falling for Ericka destroys the point of the first movie. In the first movie, the point is you only "zing" once in your life, and that's why Drac has to allow Mavis and Johnny to get together, because they "zinged". But in this movie, it looks like you can actually sing (lol, it's the commentators typo, imma type it in the exact way they were written, hehe) TWICE, if not more times. That means Mavis and Johnny didn't have to end up together, they'd get over each other eventually. So yeah, unless Ericka is somehow, somehow Drac's old wife (which is a theory, by the way), then she and Drac's love pretty much destroy a major plot line in the movie. (Please don't hate me for saying this and replying with mean stuff...)

- I wonder why Ericka and her great grandfather don't have German accents when they're most that nationality.

- Ericka is responsible for giving Dracula Stockholm syndrome.
   - Never because she reformed just like her predecessor did.

- Ericka Van Helsing is not a Villain
   - Yes she is, and there are people who is hold a grudge against her and refuse to accept her.
   - ^ Not anymore, she isn't.

- Could her middle name be Justina? (Who the hell is Justina?)
   - And did she secretly convert to Zalmoxianism?
   - Oh please, do not ever suggest such a thing! There is no way Justina is her middle name! It's terrible!
   - I agree. Stop suggesting Justina as a middle name.
   - Gimme a break, you guys! I only asked if Justina's her middle name because that was the real name of Dracula's second wife. Therefore, Ericka gives me the impression that she might be based on Justina.

- Now that it's proven you can have more than 1 zing, how long before Johnny and Mavis get divored (bro... you okay?), and other Mondters start having flings? Ericka kind of killed the premise of the first two movies, and yeah, she's so homely only a Monster would be attracted to her with her butch haircut and features so sharp, you could slice bread with it.

- I agree,look you have to let this whole thing about Ericka go. I for one think she's beautiful just the way she is, and most importantly i think she's perfect for Dracula. (You go girl!) So if you have a problem with it, well then that's your problem, and there is nothing that anyone can do about it. So let it go.
   - Despite what you may wish, it's still a free country ( somewhat ) and the 1st amendment gives all of us a choice to voice our thoughts. That it upsets you so is telling, but That's your problem, not to mention the problem of your  devotion to a homely cartoon character. A CARTOON, FER CHRIST SAKE! Definitely fist world problems you got there.
   - Excuse me, but Ericka is NOT beautiful the way she is. Ericka is not perfect for Dracula, hello people, she tried to murder him! He lied to Mavis out of SELFISHNESS just to spend time with that evil witch who cares NOTHING for him!.

I will NEVER let it go. So stop trying to talk to me out of it. There are other people who hate Ericka and i'm glad to support it.
   - Dont bother trying to talk the person out their hatred for Ericka, because it will never go away. Leave it alone. Let them voice their opinions.
   - ^ You're one to talk.

- I fell like killing myself they had to make Ericka reform and become engaged to Dracula.
   - Don't say that, but i will respect your opinion because i dislike Ericka too.
   - ^^ Are you insane?!

- your a lady at the age of 60 GET BANNED (bro... wtf?)
   - (a bunch of question marks, and i'm too lazy to type it hehe)
   - ^ Why did you do that?!

- Ericka is beautiful nad if i were her i would comit cuicide
   - she is not beautiful

she look's like a baby's head on a woman's body

ALRIGHT! I've had enough!!!!!!

It hurts me typing those trash comments here, but i had to.

And how the HELL can they call her a 'homely' character when she could do so many stuff we cannot. For example, she could do stunts mid-air and she can do it gracefully, she can greet passengers with different languages, she can do magic as seen as when she pulled a flower from her sleeve, she can dance gracefully in the 'Tango of Death' scene even though you are surrounded by traps, she became a captain even though she didn't want to, and it's hard to be a captain, and most importantly, she is getting MARRIED TO COUNT DRACULA! 'The' Count Dracula! OMG i can hear those Drericka fans cheer! (Can't wait to see their marriage in the next movie!) And hey! Genndy worked hard for Ericka!

And, i really, really, REALLY don't understand why people hold such a grudge to her. I mean, she's beautiful inside and out! What if you were in her spot? What would you feel? Do you get my point? She was just thought wrong with her great grandfather about hating monsters. But now, she knows what is right and wrong. She changed, because of Dracula :>. She just wanted to be loved and wants to love. She is now better from what she was before.

My message for those haters,

Ericka spelled backwards is Akcire, which doesn't make sense... JUST LIKE YOU!

(Sorry for all those cursing, and my madness)

Anyways, bye everyone! Bless those people who loves her and doesn't hate her.

(Can't wait for the next movie!!!)

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