Mortals Meet Demigods (No Mist kind of connected one shots)

Leo

Leo POV:

AAAAWWW YEAH. IT'S THE BAD BOY SUPREME'S TURN. (Took long enough.) 

Me: No it didn't

Shut up, author.

Me: If I shut up then you can't say anything because I'm you during this. I'm writing this story. Do you want me to make you die in a hole?

No, I would appreciate it if you don't. I'M TOO AWESOME TO DIE. Anyways, this is how I made my highschool experience crash and burn (not literally. At least not yet. Because FIRE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) in one week.

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So I was at school, cursing the gods, when I bumped into this awesome dude. Now he's my buddy. His name is Alex. I was always cracking jokes in class, and basically being disruptive. No, I'm not always disruptive shut up Percy.  

Then on the Friday of the first week, I accidentally lit myself on fire. Yes, it was accidental now shut up Waterboy and let me finish the story!!!!!!

So we were in shop class, and we were building stuff. Then I thought, hey, if I use a little fire here, it will make it ALMOST AS AWESOME AS ME!!! But I totally forgot that I was surrounded by mortals, so I lit myself on fire. 

And somebody noticed it.

I mean, if they didn't look at that exact time, I'm sure they would have missed the kid on fire.

Me: Totally, Leo. It's so easy to miss a flaming child

You're the one writing this so shut it.

Anyways.

They started running around and screaming something about water. I don't know why. I simply put myself out.

Then I got a bucket of water on my face. 

It reminded me of Percy.

Once I ran around setting things on fire at CHB, and then he splashed me for no good reason! It was like going swimming without needing to change and go into the water or being afraid to drown! Ooh, drowning. Drowning is like the water version of getting set on fire and meeting Hades. Like my mom did. My mom... It was my fault! No it wasn't, it was Gaea's fault! But Gaea isn't the one with fire powers, is she? So it was my fault! My awesome mom...

Stupid ADHD I'm getting off track- Anyways,

the whole class creepily yelled in sync. Including the shy people.

"WHAT THE HELL????!!!!!!"

It was so funny.

"Well, first of all, I want to take this moment to say that you guys were all creepily in sync. Anyways, I'm the flaming awesome son of Hephaestus! One of the Seven, Supreme commander of the Argo II, Not repair boy Piper! Now be quiet I'm trying to narrate a story. Freer of Hera, a bunch of other stuff that I forget... Oh! And Hero of Olympus!" I took a bow.

Me: Yes Leo, It's so easy to forget that you saved Olympus/the world.

Yes, it is. And again, your the one writing this, so basically you are criticizing your own writing.

Me: I do that all the time. My writing is crappy.

Whatever just leave me alone.

Me: Okay.

Fine, just finish the story.

Me: 😉

"Thank you, thank you! Adios, chicos! I hope you enjoyed the show!"

Then I grabbed my stuff and left.

It was so funny to see their faces, that I took a picture with my phone.

I still have it.

Me: Wow Leo, such an amazing ending. Somebody remind me not to let Leo narrate again.

I CAN HEAR YOU

Me: That's the point.