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Luke sat down at the table and proceeded to eat acacias legs. they weren't very tasty so he put some tomato sauce on them.
nice.
he wasn't usually into eating people, but it was cooked, so it was all g.
Then, Kim Koko walked up to him and whispered sweet nothings into his ear. she whispered huskily in his ear. all of a sudden, luke got a tingling feeling on his length (2.3 inches). He then proceeded to place it into a cardboard cutout of zayn malik. he groaned at the response zayn was giving him. it turned out that it was actually zayn malik in the flesh and he put his fuckin dick IN ZAYN MALIKS ASS!!!! he stood there in shock. he didn't know what to do. he took his member out of zayn and looks over flabbergasted to what he saw, he saw larry gettin it on in a waterfall. a hotdog was involved and the ready is history.
Kim proceeded to poop baby kanyes out of her wide set vagina. she felt nothing. a single tear was shed. RIP KIM KOKO 2K15 xoxoxoxixix

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