is dat u kim

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"OH EM GEE IS THAT LUKE HEMMING?!?!" I screamed and rubbed butt. I started to run over to him. In the process, I fall on the ground and am now covered in mud. Okay I like mud. I begin to roll around,still clenching my butt. I hear a loud blood curdling scream in the distance.

"WGAT ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?!??" I yell, still in the mud.

"Acacia, is that u?" Luke says to me. HE KNOWS ME.

" yes it me Pokemon blink-182 green day"

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME U RACHET HOE"

He runs away. Okay.

Luke's pov:::

Oh em gee I am soy happy to be away from the vv ugli hoe. I am thinking about Calum's amazing ass, and I run into someone. It is a girl. Okay I likes girl.

"OMG I so sorry" she screams so loud I get a boner in my heart.

"Is dat u Kim." I say to the familiar girl.

"Yes is me lukey poo." She says going onto one knee

"OOOO" I bellow. Suddenly, I car turns the corner and we a both now covered in a mixture of mud and dildos.

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