saltydkdan x pastey

chapter 1

in a house in the middle of wherever salty lives was saltydkdan himself. he was sitting on his couch "boy I sure do love sitting on my couch" the blue nosed fucker said to himself as he sat on his couch.

suddenly there was a knock on his door "oh boy, I wonder who that could be" salty said as he got up. he went to the door and opened it only to find pastey standing there in his awesome laughing crying emoji sweater. he held a bouquet of flowers and looked very nervous. also it was raining

"pastey?!" salty exclaimed "what are you doing here?! didn't you say you were going on a super special date with your tinder date?!?"

"yeah I uh,,, I did" pastry nervously said "but it went wrong so now I'm here"

"ok cool" saltydkdan said "u wanna come in or something. ur soaking wet"

"y-yeah sure that'd be great" pastey stuttered and walked in bringing a mess of water with him

"pastey what the fuck are you doing you'll get mud all over my Garfield rug u stupid piece of shit!!!!" the white brunette angerly screamed

"aaah sorry" pastey said and that's when dkdan noticed something. ignoring the obvious mess all over his beautiful limited edition Garfield rug he got off a Christian site for 40 bucks he asked: "hey man, you ok?"

after asking that pastey lost it and burst into tears. thinking it was his fault salty was all like "h-hey dude don't cry, I'm sorry for raising my voice it's just my Garfield rug..."

"no! it's not that" pastey cried

then salty remembered "was it the date? gee man, how bad was it?"

"it was horrible!" pasty sobbed

the other frowned. seeing his best friend in tears broke famous youtuber saltydkdan's heart. he just hated seeing him like this and wanted to help out any way he could. and how do people usually cope with their sadness nowadays? Twitter venting.  "you wanna sit on my couch and vent about it to me?" he asked

pastey sniffed and wiped a tear off a single eye ".. sure" he said

they sat on the couch and pastey began to vent as soon as their small asses hit the cushions. pasteys tinder date was none other than Logan Paul and he was a jerk. he kept flaunting about how he filmed a dead body and he said pasteys fat head was unattractive. that's not what pastey wanted in a man. he was a sweet gentle soul and when he saw Logan Paul's face on the app he thought that's what he was looking for but alas Logan Paul was not what he seemed and this made pastey very upset that he left in tears before they could even have dessert.

also pastey, the dumb fuck, forgot his address so that's why he went to saltys home instead

"woah bro that's tough" salty said when he was done venting out his sadness

"yeah it was" pastey sighed and luckily he felt better "but you know what, venting made me feel a little better so thanks man"

salty smiled "of course bro, whenever you want to tell me something I'm all ears even though I don't really have any"

pastey smiled with blush on his cheeks. "actually salty, theres something else I wanted to tell you"

"oh? what's up dude"

*jojo end theme* to be continued....