What If Six Were The Bad Guys? [Discontinued]

Baeheaded

Being the Besties they were, K Howard and Anne Boleyn were sitting down and making decapitation jokes for no apparent reason.

Boleyn: Aragon said Henry was getting' baeheaded,

Boleyn smirks and K Howard laughs.

Katherine Howard: Is he actually?

Boleyn: Yeah.

Katherine Howard: that word..

Boleyn: What word?

K Howard: Baeheaded.

Boleyn: What about it? Boleyn didn't want to talk about words.

K Howard: It just sounds like we could make money from that.

Boleyn: What?

K Howard: You know, Like a slang of something. Heck, We could make a song about it!

Boleyn: ahhh, I see. Now she was imagining her and Howard tossing the money all over the place.

K Howard: We'll be richer than Cleves... She was thinking out loud.

Anna Of Cleves: Ahem, No way. I'm still gonna be richer than all of y'all.

K Howard: No you won't.

Anna Of Cleves: Yeah I will. check the description.

K Howard: What?

Anna Of Cleves: I said I can afford prescription.

K Howard: Why do you need prescription?

Boleyn: Cleves needs mental help. She whispered in Howard's ear.

Cleves: I can HEAR YOU.

Boleyn: *She shrugs and comfortably kicks her feet up on the table*

K Howard: Nobody cares, Cleves. She said before joining her bestie for a selfie*

Cleves rolled her eyes and bumped into Jane Seymour.

Jane Seymour: Sorry, Anna.

Cleves: Hmph. Call me Cleves, Hun.

Seymour: do you...know how to make a guy happy?

Cleves: Why do you ask?

Seymour: Well, Don't tell Aragon but...I actually love Henry...

Cleves: I'll help-

Seymour lights up*

Cleves: On ONE condition.

Seymour: Okay. What is it?

Cleves: Get Parr and Aragon together.

Seymour: What?

Cleves: You heard it, Jane.

Seymour: How will I do that?

Cleves: I'm too bored to explain how. You just do that and you'll get your mans to love you. Have fun, Pumpkin.

Cleves walks away

Seymour: ....pumpkin?