What If Six Were The Bad Guys? [Discontinued]

Parragon

Before Jane left, she put Aragon's note in Catherine Parr's room.*

"We're SIX!"

Parr eyed her phone, trying to make out the boy's faces.

( Divorced )
"The name's Kristin Of Aragon, was married 24 years, I'm a paragon-- of royalty,
My loyalty is to the Vatican
so if you try to ditch me, You won't try that again."

Catherine Parr: These boys are really good at copying us..

( Beheaded )
"I'm that Boleyn boy, and I'm up next see,
I broke England from it's church,
Yeah I'm that sexy, Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves may be green,
but my kerchief is red.

Catherine Parr: Funny how he's actually wearing a weird scarf on his neck. Hm...

( Died )
" Jack Seymour, the only one she truly loved-"

(Rude.)

"When Heidi had my daughter born, I died. But I'm not shy as I seem--Or am I? Stick around and you'll suddenly see more...

Catherine Parr: They look a lot like us...

( Divorced )

Ich bin Axel Of Cleves

(Ja)

When she saw my portrait she was like,

(Ja!)

But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic; Funny how we all discuss that but never that Heidi's  a freaking di-

Catherine Parr: Woah there, Keep it kid-friendly.

Prick up your ears I'm the Kristin who lost his head

( Beheaded )

My promiscuity outside of wed-- lock up your daughters, lock up your wives

Kris Howard is here, and I'll lighten up your life!

Catherine Parr: I could use that....

( Survived )

Five down I'm the final husband,
I saw Heidi while her life was ending.

I'm the survivor, Kristin Parr!

I bet you'd like to know how I got this far

I said I bet you'd like to know how we got this far

Group: Do you wanna know how we got this far then?

Welcome to the show, To the historemix!

Switching up the flow,

As we add the prefix!

Everybody knows that we used to be Six Guys

But now Heidi's our,

Ex-wife!

[Music]

One, two, three, four, five....SIX.

*Applause*

Catherine Parr: Woah. There good...

*Catherine notices the letter*

Catherine Parr: What's this? From Aragon?

*she reads it*

Catherine Parr: Aragon...Likes me back?

*Parr opens her diary and looks at all the pictures of Aragon, with hearts drawn around her*

*she sighs*

Catherine Parr: I don't know how long I've been crushing on Aragon..

*doorknob turns*

Anna: Hey, Cath. Can I come in?What

Catherine Parr: Oh, Yeah...Sure..

Anna: Who's that letter from?

Parr: Nobody important....

Anna: Mhm... Anyways, Did you see Six The Kings?

Parr: Yeah, They look so much like us.

Anna: Yeah. They're holding a concert in England.

Parr: They are?

Anna: Yeah. Just got tickets. We should take all of SIX.

Parr: Sure, I guess. *She stares at the floor*

Anna: Anne, Jane, and Kitty went to the Convenient store.

Parr: Ok?

Anna: You know so many coincidences happen in the convenient store.

Parr: Uhm... Okay?

Anna: Jane, Anne, and Kitty might see Six The Kings!

Parr: Oh come on, That won't happen.

Anna: You don't believe me because you never been to the Convenient Store.

Parr: That's just stupid.

Anna: Its not. Anyways, I have my lasagna in the microwave. I better go get it.

Parr: Ew, I don't get how you eat that stuff.

Anna: Its actually good!

*Parr opens up her diary for a nice 10hour session with herself.*

*2 hours later*

Aragon: Uhm, Parr?

Parr: Hm? *Looks up from diary* O-Oh. Aragon...

Aragon: I uh... Have you seen a piece of paper?

Parr: Yes, Actually.

Aragon: *turns red*

Parr: Its kinda awkward to say this now but, I have a crush on you, Aragon...

Aragon: I did too....

*Awkward silence*

Parr: Maybe we could go out for a picnic sometime..

Aragon: O-Okay.

Parr: (smiles awkwardly)

Aragon: I'll leave...See you, Cathy.

Parr: Bye, Aragon.

And Parr ent back to writing with a smile.