TW: REMUS, mentions of rape, I don't even know types of comments, more Remus, mentions of killing/death/injuring, censored swearing, mention of cannibalism, stabbing, suffocation, poisoning
This is the same as my 4 - My friend's quotes... as the sides chapter... but there's more.
LiQuId LiZaRd
Remus: Honestly, I think liquid lizard sounds good.
Janus: ...
Remus: My favorite thing to eat for breakfast is scrambled children.
Drunk-ish Virgil: Bro, same.
Janus: I'm not concerned at all.
Drunk-ish Virgil: With just a pinch of salt.
Remus: And pepper.
Drunk-ish Virgil: And by a pinch I mean half a gallon.
Remus: And tomato smoothie.
(Inset creative title here)
Logan: Fun fact; someone stuck something (I don't remember what) in one of the electrical outlets of my english class last year and broke the socket.
Virgil: Cool.
Logan: Yes
Remus: Wait. Something? Was. It. Their. pp?
Logan: I hate you. No.
Remus: Your fault.
Logan: It was a pencil or something.
Remus: Something?
Logan: Some school supply. Sometimes you make me want to murder you.
Sanity Doesn't Exist In This House
Logan: I question how you stay sane while living with these guys.
Janus, clearly lying: I dunno how but I'm sane.
Logan sighs
Remus: I'm sane
Logan and Janus: No, you're not.
Logan: That is a blatant lie.
Remus: Just add an 'in' to the end of it.
Janus: You mean beginning of it.
Breathing Is A Gift
Roman: The only reason you can breath is because I said so.
Logan: Hm. No.
Virgil: So what if I were to hold my breath?
The Perks Of Being A Writer
Virgil: I love writing because I can kill/injure people willy nilly and have the real world be completely unaffected.
Janus: That's a lie.
Virgil: Explain?
Janus: Emotional pain is real.
Virgil: The only emotional pain from reading it is my own and that doesn't matter.
Roman: I have some concerns.
Virgil: I'm good.
One Person
Roman: One person can call and listen to it first.
Virgil: ME. I call it!
Roman creates a private call for one person to listen.
Patton joins.
YOU ARE READING
From Fluff to Angst | Sanders Sides One Shots
FanfictionI will be writing a lot of angst in here but occasionally some fluff. I will take requests (it saves me the pain of having to come up with stuff by myself). The only limits are no Remrom and no smut. I don't feel comfortable writing either of these...
