MECHANICAL LIES ll JIKOOK [Completed]

Chapter 6

(10:30AM:Sunday:Seoul:Sunny)

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After jungkook parked his car, he immediately gets off with jimin following along behind.

Where are we if you may ask?

We'll, I jeon jungkook, have decided to take this mission into consideration because jin won't shut the fuck if i don't.

He suggested I get jimin's some clothes to wear or else he will take him and so here we are, infront of the mall ready to spend money on useless things.

(8 hours ago)

Itskimseokjinbitch:
Good fucking morning, now tell me what are you gonna do to help jimin?

Junglebook:
hyung... it's literally 3am!
what the fucking hell?!

Itskimseokjinbitch:
We don't use those words in this goddamn household.😤

Junglebook:
Says the one who taught me how to curse a~nd this ain't a house so I'm free to say whatever I want.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
Say what now?!

Junglebook:
Forget it. Can't you text in like a godly hour? Like for once?

Itskimseokjinbitch:
3am is my kind of time, suck it up.

Junglebook:
😐☠️right, i forgot you are a living demon who haunts this innocent soul.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
I'm taking my keys and beat your ass up once I arrive there.
Prepare yourself.

Junglebook:
what are we talking again?

Itskimseojinbitch:
Oh i almost forgot, tsk.
I'll beat you later.

Junglebook:
Okay, I'm hanging up now.
Bye~

Itskimseokjinbitch:
You won't get free foods.

Junglebook:
I hate how you know my weakness.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
Sucks to be you, back to the topic cause I feel like this is gonna take long. What are your plans?
(Seen)

Oh now you're gonna ignore me?
Fine, I'm gonna take jimin.

Junglebook:
I have plans, happy now?

Itskimseokjinbitch:
Tell me then.

Junglebook:
I'll bring jimin with me today on the gym, we both have to be fit first.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
.....
sometimes i ask myself 'how could this kid be so intelligent and yet so dumb at the same time?'

Junglebook:
tell me what to do then if you're so smart.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
buy jimin some clothes first you idiot. He can't keep wearing your oversize white shirts all the time.

Junglebook:
He doesn't need clothes. He can be naked and I'll be fine. I've seen every part of his body hyung, there's nothing to hide from me.

Itskimseokjinbitch:
buy
jimin
clothes
or
I
will
end
you
.

Junglebook:
yes ma'am

end

when jin began sending those single messages, every hair on the back of my neck stands up. Whenever he does those, it simply means that you should do it or else he'll end you right there on the spot.

I experienced it obviously and it ain't fun, more like painful to the extend which leads me in a very traumatic maze of jin hyung's words.

Jungkook went in the mall first followed by jimin. He doesn't even have any idea what the robot wants, should he ask?

"Jimin, is there any specific clothes you like?" he asked. Jimin tilted his head in confusion, "This robot is fine with anything jungkook likes."

Just as expected. Jimin will indeed turn the answer towards what i like.

"Fine then, let's try finding some clothes for you to like. come on."

In the end, they both ended up in a store jungkook likes.

"Go on and have a look." He encouraged jimin. He really need new clothes for him as well as he began scanning throughout the store realizing jimin still tagging along behind him.

"Jimin, why are you following me?"

"This robot doesn't know what clothes to choose. Jungkook can pick one for me instead."

"But I-" jungkook can't help but sigh removing his hand from a layer of hanged shirts, he was about to bring jimin to another store when his phone began to rang.

"wait for me here. stay put okay? I'm gonna take this call." jimin did a small nod as jungkook went out leaving the robot all alone by itself.

Not when someone decides to approach him, "Minie? Is that you?"

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A/n: who's that pokemon???
lol sorry guys, don't hate me.