{Pony's P.O.V}
I walked into the living room to read my book in better lighting. I was just vibing have a grand ol' time when Steve fucking Randle had the AUDACITY to TURN. THE. LIGHT. OFF. LIKE WHAT THE HELL?!
{The scene of the crime}
•Pony sits on couch and reads.
•Steve and Soda are the only two home and are about to head out for a drag race.
•Steve turns the light off as they walk out the door
•Pony jumps up in agony
"EXCUSE ME! I WAS READING!!" - Pony
"Well we're about to go to the drag race and we figured you'd be going to bed so there's no point in leaving the light on." -Steve
"ARE YOU CALLING ME A CHILD?!" -Pony
"I guess I am." -Steve.
•Pony clutches his heart and crumples to the ground
"I CAN'T BREATHE!!" -Pony
•Pony gasps for air
{Pony's P.O.V}
He could have killed me! I don't know what he was thinking but I had a HEART ATTACK from the amount of PAIN I felt from his INSULTS
{Soda's P.O.V}
So I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties, watching these two buffoons fight over literally nothing. Why can't my best friend and brother get along?! And can someone get me a towel to wipe my poor titties off, PLEASE?! I'm not an ANIMAL! *nonexistent hair flip*
{Steve's P.O.V}
I honestly don't know what the fuck I did-
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Keeping up with The Gangdashians
FanfictionOkay so basically this is based off of Keeping up with The Kardashians, but Outsiders edition. Its for my Instagram page but y'all liked the Outsiders group chat posts a lot so I figure I'd add it on Wattpad too. Especially since this is mostly wher...
