{Steve's P.O.V}
It was a normal day, right? I was just casually eating my cake when Two-Bit Mathews came into the room and GRABBED a piece of my cake FROM THE CENTER OF THE CAKE. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU- *eternal screaming*
{Scene of the crime}
•Steve is sitting at the table eating his cake.
•Two-Bit comes in and grabs a small chunk off of the side of the cake.
"WHAT THE HELL KEITH. YOU JUST GRABBED A PIECE OF MY CAKE FROM THE C E N T E R OF THE CAKE!!!!!" -Steve
"Its actually the side corner of the cake-" -Two-Bit
"CAKE DOESN'T HAVE CORNERS. ITS ROUND LIKE YOUR FATASS!" -Steve
"eXcUsE mE?!" -Two-Bit
•Steve pokes Two-Bit in the chest.
"You heard me." -Steve
•Two-Bit falls to the ground and screams knocking over everything and spilling his beer.
"HE PUSHED ME!!! ABUSE!!! HARRASMENT!!! RAPE!!! KILL. HIM." -Two-Bit
•Two-Bit and Steve start screaming at each other and saying shit nobody understands
{Darry's P.O.V}
I had to call the exorcist. Two-Bit started chanting weird shit and Steve began having a seizure as a result and Two's eyes were glowing. It was terrifying
•Johnny is crying in the corner rocking back and forth praying very fast and crossing his heart as he watches in terror.
{Soda's P.O.V}
So I'm sitting there, right? Mayonnaise on my titties, trying to eat my sand which but I'm too busy comforting my baby brother and his best friend while Two-Bit summons demons in the kitchen. Wtf is wrong with this friend group.
{Steve's P.O.V}
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{Two-Bit's P.O.V}
What can I say. I've got friends on the other side. *winks and walks away swaying his hips*
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Keeping up with The Gangdashians
FanficOkay so basically this is based off of Keeping up with The Kardashians, but Outsiders edition. Its for my Instagram page but y'all liked the Outsiders group chat posts a lot so I figure I'd add it on Wattpad too. Especially since this is mostly wher...
