Keeping up with The Gangdashians

Part 7

{Johnny's P.O.V}

So I was scrolling through Two-Bit's gallery because why not and let me tell you, the bitch STALKS Mickey Mouse. Anygays, it was all fun and games until I found DALLY'S NUDES!!!! DALLY IS MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND

{Scene of the crime}

•Johnny walks into the living room and sits beside Two-Bit on the couch.

"Hey Two, what's up?" -Johnny

"Not much..." -Two-Bit

"Do you wanna tell me why you have my Dally's nudes in your camera roll?" -Johnny

👀 -Soda

•Dally immediately leaves

"I don't know what you're talking about..." -Two-Bit

"I can't believe both of my boyfriends would ever cheat on me." -Johnny *sniffles*

•Soda spits out his drink

👁👄👁 -Soda

"EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?!" -Two-Bit

"AND YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!" -Johnny

"AND DALLY IS CHEATING ON BOTH OF US!" -Two-Bit

•Pony starts crying after he overheard everything

"I thought I was the only one for you..." -Pony *cries*

"Fuck-" -Johnny

"Baby I'm sorry..." -Two-Bit

👁💧👄💧👁 -Soda

"YOU'RE DATING TWO-BIT TOO? YOU'RE ALSO CHEATING ON ME?!" -Johnny

"I can't believe you Pony! How dare you cheat on me." -Two-Bit

"WELL APPARENTLY YOU CHEATED ON ME!" -Pony

*sips tea* -Steve

"Fivesome-" -Soda

*Two-Bit, Johnny and Pony all begin sobbing while Dallas runs like hell*

{Soda's P.O.V}

So I was sitting there, secretly massaging my titties with mustard, when it turns out our gang has serious daddy issues-

{Dally's P.O.V}

What can I say. They're the best ass fuckers in Tulsa *smirks*

👀 -Soda