{Pony's P.O.V}
Today is my birthday. I was so excited, until Dallas Winston RUINED IT!!!
{Scene kd the crime}
•Ponyboy is sitting on the couch reading his favorite book and eating his birthday cupcake
•Dally comes inside the house with blood dripping from his waist
"I've been shot!" -Dally
•Everyone runs inside to help Dally
"Bruh." -Pony
•Dally starts gushing out blood like a ketchup bottle and it gets everywhere
•Dally dies
*SCREAMING* "HE GOT BLOOD ON MY FAVORITE BOOK!!!! DALLAS WINSTON RUINED MY BIRTHDAY!" -Pony
"Shut up you dumb fuck, Dally is dead." -Steve *crying*
"SO AM I!" -Pony
*smacks himself in the shin with a scooter*
*SCREAMS*
*dies*
{Soda's P.O.V}
SO I WAS JUST TRYNA EAT MY SALAD, Y'KNOW? *sniffles* AND THEN MY TWO BEST BUDS *chokes* D-DIE! *cries and gets ranch all of his titties.
{Steve's P.O.V}
At least the annoying piece of shit is gone. But rest in peace Dally... *prays*
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