Keeping up with The Gangdashians

Part 3

{Darry's P.O.V}

So Ponyboy and Sodapop bought a dog. Everything was swell and all until the little fucker started ruling all of my furniture. And what's worse, he peed on my NEWSPAPER

{Scene of the crime}

• Darry walks into the living room and sits on his chair to begin reading the paper

•He smells something funny and the newspaper's ink has run

"SODAPOP PATRICK CURTIS AND PONYBOY MICHAEL CURTIS, GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW!" - Darry

•Soda and Pony come running inside the living room

•The dog is sitting beside Pony's foot looking innocent as ever.

"That stupid dog of yours pissed all over my paper!" -Darry

"So? Just go get another paper. We're still training him." -Pony

"DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG LADY!" -Darry

•Pony is confused and cHeCkS hIs PaNtS

"Pony's right, Darry." -Soda

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO NOT READ THE PAPER?! WHAT IF THERE WAS A NUCLEAR BOMB HEADED OUR WAY? I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN'T READ THE PAPER!!!!!!" -Darry *high pitched screaming*

"Darry, nobody would. They don't right that in the paper." -Pony

"YOU'RE MISSING MY POOOOOIIIIINNNNNNTTTTTTTT!" -Darry

{Pony's P.O.V}

I'm pretty sure we're not missing the point. Also, how dare Darry call me a gIrL. My cock is so magnificently masculine, its unmistakable!

{Soda's P.O.V}

Pony's dick isn't that beautiful. But anyway, I was just tryna clean the soy sauce off my titties when this stupid kArEn started yelling at me about my dog! Wtf dude, just get another paper!