Context: KiriKamiBaku are living in an apartment together and they've been aged up.
No Quirks AU
Fluff
Mention of Suggestive Content (nothing super sexual though)
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Eijiro groaned as he felt someone shake him awake. He opened one eye to see Kaminari with the most excited grin on his face. Eijiro yawned as he let his boyfriend drag him out of bed into the kitchen.
"Bro, it's only 7 in the morning. Wh-" Denki cut him off with a kiss.
"I wanted us to try and make Katsuki breakfast! I was thinking eggs and toast because let's face it, not even we can screw that up!" Eijiro cocked an eyebrow.
"I don't know man. You almost burned down the house when you made Hot Pockets that one time..." Eijiro reminisced, shuddering a bit as he remembered the whole fiasco. Denki waved a dismissive hand.
"Well, you'll be here to help!" He responded, looking at his boyfriend with puppy dog eyes. "Please?" Eijiro sighed.
"Fine. But if anything goes wrong, you're the one cleaning up." Kami pumped a fist in the air. Eijiro then thought of something, putting a hand on the electric blonde's shoulder.
"Wait, do you even know how to make eggs?" He asked. Denki snorted.
"Of course I do bro!"
"Scrambled or fried?"
"Scrambled, duh! It's easier that way!" (A/N: I can confirm, as someone who likes their fried eggs over easy.)
"Ok. Also, don't call me 'bro'. You had your hands all over me yesterday." Eijiro added, smirking a bit as his boyfriend turned bright red.
"I- Whatever." From there, the pair began getting out the ingredients (or at least, what Denki said the ingredients were...) to cook a basic breakfast for their basic Bakubitch. Then they started cooking.
Denki started by cracking two eggs into a measuring cup, being way too careful not to get shells in it. He then salted them, but he used way too much.
"Bro, what the hell?! That's way too much salt!" Eijiro yelped as Denki shook out like two handfuls of salt. He shrugged.
"Eh, I'm sure it's fine!" He replied as Eijiro lit the stove. Denki whisked up the eggs and salt with a fork and poured it into the pan.
(Side note: If anyone wants to know how to properly make eggs, or at least how I do it, I'll put my little recipe at the end of the book hehe.)
Eijiro handled the stove because Denki couldn't be trusted to handle it. His boyfriend then got a wooden spoon and, after letting it sit and cook at the bottom, started scraping at the egg, seeming surprised as the egg refused to not stick to the pan.
"Ah shoot, I forgot to use a nonstick pan!" Denki cried, desperately scraping at the pan. Eijiro sighed, pushing his electric blonde boyfriend aside and using a spatula to scrape the egg from the bottom of the pan.
Denki let out a "Why didn't I think of that?!" as his shark-toothed boyfriend scraped the egg from the bottom of the pan. He decided that the eggs needed to cook faster, so he turned up the heat a bit as Eijiro took the wooden spoon in his hand and began stirring the eggs.
"Oi, Denki, could you clean up the counter and put down a plate?" He nodded, cleaning up as Eijiro continued cooking the eggs. Suddenly though, he heard a scream.
"What happened-" His voice was cut off with a yelp as he saw the pan on the fire. He must've turned up the heat too much. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, EIJIRO?!"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I WAS WATCHING THE EGGS, BUT THEY CAUGHT ON FIRE!" Eijiro screamed back, trying to put it out. Denki got a bottle of water, splashing it on the pan. The two boys screamed even louder as the fire got worse and the fire alarm began going off.
"BRO GET KATSUKI! I TRY TO FIND A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!" Denki shouted.
"NO, YOU GET KATSUKI. IF YOU STAY HERE THE FIRE WILL GET WOR-" He was cut off by the sound of a fire extinguisher. Both boys turned their heads to see their boyfriend, Bakugou, putting out the fire. As he put down the fire extinguisher, he slowly turned and looked at his boyfriends.
Shit. Eijiro and Denki thought at the same time.
"Now, can someone tell me what in the actual fuck happened down here?" Katsuki said in a low, calm tone. They gulped.
We're in for it.
"W-well... uh... we wanted to m-make you breakfast b-because you always c-cook for us and we w-wanted to return the favor." Denki stuttered out, shrinking under Katsuki's unwavering gaze.
"Now, tell me. Why is it that I always cook for you two dumbasses?" Eijiro looked down in shame.
"Because almost every time we've tried to cook, we've caught something on fire." He flinched as Katsuki looked at him. "This time being no exception."
Their ash-blonde boyfriend sighed, putting his hand on his head, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his fingers.
"You two could've gotten hurt if I hadn't heard all the screaming and woken up. Just... only cook when I'm watching, please, for the sake of my sanity." Katsuki pulled his boyfriends into a group hug, the tension in his shoulders loosening as he inhaled their scents.
"But seriously, how the fuck did you two catch eggs on fire? Eijiro was handling the pan." He asked as they pulled away from their hug. Denki scratched the back of his head nervously, wearing a sheepish expression.
"I wanted the eggs to cook faster, so I turned up the heat right before Eijiro took over the pan." The redhead glared over at the electric blonde.
"This is why I handle the stove. 'Not even we can screw that up!' he says." Eijiro grumbled, quoting Denki. He grinned, letting out an awkward chuckle.
"Guess I'm on cleanup duty."
"Damn right, dunce face. We aren't cleaning up your mess. And I'm still hungry."
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Previously, sometime earlier. . .
Katsuki awoke to the sound of beeping.
Huh. .? Isn't it Saturday? The ash-blonde thought, stretching groggily. Wait. . . that isn't my alarm clock. . . WAIT.
Everything immediately clicked as he heard screaming from downstairs. Katsuki practically jumped out of bed, grabbing the fire extinguisher from their bathroom (weird placement, but he was done questioning their crackhouse of an apartment.) and booking it down the stairs. He made a beeline for the kitchen and sloppily aimed the fire extinguisher at the pan, which was on fire.
"NO, YOU GET KATSUKI. IF YOU STAY HERE THE FIRE WILL GET WOR-" The ash-blonde cut off one of his boyfriends as he put out the fire.
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After Katsuki had interrogated his boyfriends and Denki was done cleaning up their mess, the three had decided to spend their morning watching television while cuddling on the couch.
"Sorry about this morning," Eijiro muttered guiltily from beside Katsuki. He sighed.
"It's fine. As long as nobody got hurt, the only thing that I'm upset about is you two interrupting my sleep." Denki and Eijiro seemed to look at each other.
"Well, if you want, we can go back to sleep now." Denki murmured lazily, already half asleep on Katsuki's lap. The ash-blonde smiled a little.
"That sounds like a good punishment," Katsuki replied, yawning, eyelids already getting heavy. He pressed himself against Eijiro, drifting off into sleep, hearing only one thing before he was out.
"Sleep well, you two."
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