Chapter 17

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I have a sad story that happened on Monday at 01:20. I was in my bed then I faced the wall and saw a HUGE SPIDER (for some reason I always find spiders in my room ON THE SAME WALL. Anyone know why spiders always appear on the same wall???). It started crawling to me and I fell off the bed and landed on my laptop. Then it crawled on my bed which is why I'm writing this right now from my very uncomfortable triangular chair at 01:35 in the morning. While still sitting on my laptop. I think the spider's still on my bed.......Ok, so I've been sitting on this stool for 4 hours now.

Kyra: So.....we're carrying on from last chapter and I have no idea what to do with these weirdos

Madi: Hey! I'm normal

Kyra: No one rolls down the stairs

Madi: Fine then. I'll slide down the stairs

Kyra: That's better

Madi: I don't get it.....why did I have to be crapped by a cat?

Kyra: It's more original, no one would've thought of being crapped by something. They all do things like falling from the sky or splatting on the window or something

Aqualad: I'm amazing (Does a hair flip)

Kyra: Can you stop flipping your hair?

Aqualad: No

Madi: .....Does he normally wear bras?

Kyra: How am I supposed to know?

Mas y Menos: (Crashing into walls) Me siento como una gran gota gorda de caca de diarrea que tiene cabello!

*Put the Spanish stuff through Google Translate or something. It's really funny. When I typed in 'caca' the emoji for it appeared. IT UNDERSTANDS SPANISH/FRENCH!!!*

Starfire: (Pointing at Robin who's twerking to Anaconda again) OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HIS BUTT, OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT HIS BUTT

Madi: She can speak properly?

Kyra: Well, she is singing the song (Calls someone on the phone)

Madi: Who are you calling?

Kyra: A person (Person picks up) Hello? Diamond?

Diamond: Yeah?

Kyra: Why are you stealing from the store?

Diamond: Because- (Hangs up)

Kyra: Okay.....

Madi: We should be recording this

Kyra: There's cameras in the room

Beastboy: Screw you!

Raven: No, screw you!

Beastboy: I said screw you first!

Raven: Screw you!!!

Beastboy: Screw you!!!

Raven: .....Screw me (Smirks)

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