Little Secrets - Sequel to Nobody Knows

Fern's Interview <3

WARNING: Swearing and contagious sneezing.

Okay I'll ask you them Now Why do you like fish?  

  OKAY. I iz readeh. They're so fishy. And pretty. And... um... yeah.  

  Goodanswer.  

  I like fish and chips. Now I feel like a pedophile.  

  Bad answer

  Anyways...

  Do you like the colour blue? /color whatever  

  Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. It's my favorite color. And I have blue eyes. And... the water is blue. And... when I was ten I wanted to dye my hair blue. Yeah.  

  Um, okay. tmi. Next question.  

  Don't ask why. I was an odd child.  

  Do you like hubbabubba?  

  YES OMG. My favorite gum when I was like, eight. You know those rolly cases that you could buy? Well, still can. But yeah. They were like, the cool thing in grade five. You had one, everybody all of the sudden loved you. So... yes. I do like hubbabubba. ;D Awkward silence when I feel like I've told you my life story about gum... xD  

  Sorry. xD Went brb Neeexxxxt question, from the audience, Would you rather be: A millionaire for a week or take a test to see if you could win a billion dollars?  

  ... ... erm. A millionaire for a week.  

  Okaaaaayyyyy  

  Because then, well, I could give my mom a house, meet One Direction, get Niall to like me, then bam.  

  WOULD YOU RATHER: Kiss 1D's butt or meet danisnotonfire Haha yeah  

  UM. Meet danisnotonfire. Because I'm sorry, it would be really awkward to literally kiss someone' butt. Plus, I love danisnotonfire. and... 1D... I'm sorry... I don't want to kiss your butt.  

  Agreed with you 100% there. ANYWAY. Get your hat signed by 1D or your forehead with a kiss?  

  Holy fuck.    

(It took Fern at least 10 minutes for this question)

  Hehehe. These are hard  

  Ummmm.  

  go on. I have all day Not really  

  Forehead = kiss. But that was a really hard answer, since, well, I could keep a hat forever.  

  Yeah. I'd do both. NO CHANGING YOUR ANSWER MWUAHAHAH  

  BUT IF THEIR LIPS TOUCHED MY FOREHEAD  

  ANYWAAYZZZZZZ  

  OH MY GOD Fuck you Tal. -.-  

  :') ANYWHORZ Would you randomly meet someone famous or wait for them to meet you?  

  Randomly.  

  Hellzyeah. End of the quiz but last question of all: *drumroll*

  MY BODY IS READY  

  Why is your name Jennifer?

  Um, well, let me explain.  

  NONONOONONO. its ok its ok Just short simple answer your time starts.... now HURRY UP WJHBEUIHBG

  My mom is a leprachaun and she likes waves. So voila. I am a wave. And Jennifer means wave in Scottish. And I am Scottish. BOOYAH.    

  DONE.