Tallie's Interview <3

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WARNING: Contains swearing and sexual innuendos.

OKAY HERE WE GO! Are you ready for this?

No but let’s do this!!

None of my shit is loading fast enough -.- OKAY anyways

Yes it isn’t

If you could pick any hair color in the world, (not including rainbow) what color would you choose?

Blonde with pink tips, done.

Good answer. My lip is bleeding. Anyways.

ON WITH IT.

Would you rather: Meet Niall Horan, or fuck Harry Styles?

What kind of question is that?

I’d meet Niall Horan, meet the rest of the boys, kidnap them and then make Nall fall in love with you. Duh!

So you wouldn’t fuck Harry Styles?

What the fuc- BOOM.

NO

Because then he could get pregnant

Well duh, isn’t your brain on properly today?

Shut up you twat, it’s 2:30 in the morning, get with the times

ANYWAYS

Moving on

Wear a watermelon for a hat for the rest of your life, or only wear one of Harry Styles’ shoes and your other foot with a sock?

Fml.

I’d wear the watermelon as my shoe, mothertrucker.

And Harry Styles’ shoe as my hat.

Fuck you. Okay last question by popular demand

NO.

NO.

MORE QUESTIONS.

FINE THEN BE THAT WAY

GOBBLEGOBBLE

QUESTION MONSTER STILL HUNGRY

I WILL THANK YOU VERY MUCH

You’re an idiot. Okay.

I love you too L

LOLKIDDING.

Have to eat pancakes for the rest of your life, or bacon?

Pancakes. I don’t like bacon. But I pretend.

You have no life.

Okay so this is the last question. NO PROTESTS, SAVE THEM FOR JIMMY. Eat a chicken leg, or a dog’s ear?

What the fuc.

None.

Why?

WHY??

Y U NO ADD MORE QUESTIONS?

BECAUSE I’M TIRED AND SICK OKAY, FUCK YOU.

I gave you like 700 why do I have 7

NO.

Then use my questions, God;.

In what position?

KIDDING

OMG

LOL

I hate you. I’m leaving. *flips table* SIXTY NIIIIIIIINE

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