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I know I'm not tripping. This man was in hea wearing the same clothes he fell asleep in. It was cute because ma daughter was laying on his chest, buh I coulda swore I told him that Toota had ah parent-teacher conference today.
I swiftly picced up C'ierre from his chest and placed ha in ha crib. I'd get ha dress after I get the bigger baybeh dressed.
"Baybeh..." I shook him, trying not ta go straight into smacking him.
"No love, yu know yu can't cook, why yu tryna kill meh?" he mumbled, turning over.
I lowly gasped, smacking the feeling out his skin cells. He jumped up, making meh jump bacc.
"I was fuccin playing love, damn!" he held his face.
"Don't play with yo life like that. Bet I won't cook nan nother thing for yu" I pushed him, picking up C'ierre.
Tryna play meh like I can't cook. Bink can cook. Kiana can cook. Brittany can cook. Don't try ta play meh.
"Love, it was ah joke. Yu know I love when yu cook" he grabbed meh.
"Go get dressed fa I have ta show ma daughter what happens when ah nicca play with meh" I wiggled out his grasp and went ta get C'ierre washed and dressed.
When I finished getting ha dressed, I was bout ready ta leave ol dude at home. By the time I went bacc in the room, he was still tryna find ah outfit in his towel.
"Please tell meh who yu trying ta look good fa so I can show ha who yu really married" I leaned on the door post, holding C'ierre.
"Toota teacher starting ta look like ma type, not gon lie ta yu" he smirked ta himself, finally picking ah outfit.
"Yu think yu funny until I throw sumn at the bacc ah ya head" I took C'ierre's toy and threw it at him.
"Yu know I ain checcin fa ha. Yu the only one I want, love. Been about yu since I met yu" he came and kissed meh.
I watched him put on his clothes before thinking about what he said.
"Nicca yu got that from twitter, ain't yu?" I asked him, making his bust out laughing.
