Ibinu

The Whale.

SS2.

Ronald.

"Guy, I go stab* this thing jo. Every week the same thing, first jogging, then stretches, after that sea school* exercises, then volleyball, basketball or football, lastly sprinting. They no dey deviate from the script at all, if they wan do something different, highest na to throw dart, play scrabble or play chess. When dey go introduce something new for this school self?" I grumbled.

"Ahan, you don forget say they don add police and thief, snake and ladder*, ayo* and skip rope." Dotun replied sarcastically.

"See, leave that thing jare, who go dey play all those kind yeye* game except all them small pikin* wey dey junior class. See the way all of them dey shine teeth like say them never play game for this life. Guy, I don commot*, abeg cover for me." I said while wearing my leather cross bag.

"Guy, you just dey leave like that? Shey I tell you say me self no wan leave? You got's drop something oo." Dotun grabbed the back of my sportswear and dragged me towards his body while speaking.

"Nawa sha for you, every time na payment, later if na your turn you go dey say do am for friendship." I retorted as I dragged my shirt back exasperatedly.

"No be like that now, you know say I get children to feed and all of them get bottomless stomach." Dotun countered and put his arm around my shoulder.

"Why you dey give me all this yans*? Shey na me tell you to dey get all them yeye school sons? Me wey no get anyone, I get two heads*? Leave me jo!" I flung Dotun's arm off in mock anger.

"Assuming say they be my school sons, say e no go better?" mutters Dotun under his breath. "Oh boy, sha drop something. Assuming say I wicked I for don ask for your tomorrow Jollof rice* but because say I nice, na why I no just ask." Dotun responded slyly.

"You this small devil, you wey fit steal candy from pikin dey talk say you nice." I ridiculed Dotun.

"See how you just dey open your mouth anyhow dey ask for my Sunday Jollof, my one and only offer na Akara and pap*. Take it or leave it." I sniffed derisively as I laid out Dotun's options.

"Ehen, I know say you be sure guy. Wetin you wan go do self? No tell me say na Naruto you wan go watch?" Asked Dotun while peering at me." Eh! It seem say na true I talk oo. See this dweeb." Dotun laughed and poked fun at Ronald.

"Guy, you too dey talk too much, see the way you don waste my time." I stated and stomped away angrily. 

"As you don run finish, sha go treat that your pollen allergy before you go dey sniff anyhow." Dotun threw out and cackled.

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Lola.

God, I hate Saturday mornings. We have to wake up at 4:30 am, on the weekend.

As if we aren't already tired from waking up at 5 every weekday, like do these people even think at all.

Oh and don't get me started about the general sanitation of the hostel immediately after morning devotion cause I guess sweeping, mopping, scrubbing the bathroom and toilet every day isn't invigorating enough, they had to add cutting grass and scrubbing the concrete every Saturday.  ʏɪᴘᴘɪᴇ.

Plus, whose bright idea was it to make sports compulsory in secondary school?  

I'd love for him to have a short introduction with my fist.