Me Myself and Life

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I. Have been. SOOOOOO Incredibly lazy ._.

sorry guys but hope you enjoy!

~W0NDERFUL_ & PotatoThe_Streetkerb

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Bzz, bzz!

Ugh, my phone. What time is it?

Bzz, bzz!

Too early for this.

I rolled over on my belly as my wing shot out from the side and hung limply over the bed, not helping the effortless search my hand has conducted in the dark for my phone.

Bzz, bzz!

Three times? Really? Three, dos, triple, but three messages? And all within the span of a couple minutes.

I mentally applauded whoever messaged, because this person realy wanted me awake. Like, now.

Bzz, bzz!

Aaand, finaly, I had found the annoying device.

I turned on the screen and screeched as the light blinded my sleepy eyes, throwing it as one of my wings pretty much batted it across the room.

Than I heard something crack. Great.

I sprang awake now and followed the ever dying light and retrieved the retarded excuse of my life. I searched the entire thing before finally relaxing.

It's been a month since I joined the team and I'm settling in here. I've learned that they all are retards in different ways but that just makes me love them more. We're all like family, a stupidly, weird family and I'm happy with it.

Well, considering the fact that mine pretty much ignores me when they feel like it. If they're in a good mood, they'll put up with me. And if they're not, they just choose not to deal with me.

But enough with the sappy shit, and onto the real horror: My phone, is shattered. The entire screen, well actually just the right side, shattered. And its not even cool enough to put some dude from mortal combat positioned on it. I tap the on button as the light flickers on, and shows a message from M'gann. I swiped the scene, half expecting it to gorge my fingers to hell, but its still smooth.

May I communicate to you through telepathy??? Sry if I woke you. But good morning!:)

Good morning? Good freaking morning? Out of all the things to say, good morning?

Sure. Don't martians need sleep tho??? XP

I quickly replied back as I rushed over to bed, though not all that happy that the warmth in the fluffy blankets and pillows was already gone.

"Stupid Casper, stop being a perv and stay outta my bed."





"Please arise and report to the living area. Please arise."

Starting the day to this being repeated by the wonderful Red Tin-can can be annoying but what happens next is just, well, theres no words I can use for this, because its just, ugh.

WEEE-OOOHW! WEEE-OOOHW! WEE-OOOHW! ANGEL PLEASE COMENCE IN THE WAKING! ANGEL, PLEASE COMENCE IN THE WAKING! WEE-OOHW! WEE-OOHW! WEE-OOHW!

I shot out of bed like a cat thrown in water and hit the big blue button by the door to signify that I was indeed awake and up, I could already hear the groans of everyone else from that screeching, ear-peircing, wailing whatever you want to call it alarm clock.

But oh, what is that song called again... Oh yeah, it's called, "Get your ass down here your loving family wants you! Namely Red Tornado!" Love this song!

I walk out of the room in my My Little Pony pj pants and pink tank, my reddish hair a glossy main of distraction and stumbled down the hall. And by stumbled, I mean tripping as I tried rubbing my eyes, getting my legs to work, wings dragging, then eventually stubbing my little pinky toe. I love mornings...


I'm standing next to girly here with the blonde hair as Bats is trying to get me to pay attention, me just practically dosing off where I stood.

Remember when I said I had the same attention span as Harley?

Well yeah, that's kicking in now.

"Angel, are you even listening?" Fartemis scoffed at me.

Tch, rude much? Now, just to annoy her..

"How are potatoes French fries too?"

I turned my head back to Batman looking at us. He was silent and so was the team. I cleared my throat, and waved my hand in a 'carry on' motion and tried to hide my smile.

"Mob Master Julio Ricardo, has the biggest inventory for a new drug commonly called Fire and h-"

"Are curly fries just weird rinds of potatoes than? Or are they just weird mutated thingies?"

Ha, Julio, nice name bro. Really I mean it and Ricardo goes along with it nicely too!

Robbie laughed and so did K.F., Conner and Water Boy just kinda stood there, but Batsy just glared, so did Artsie-Fartsie.

"He will be dealing another gang a great amount of this drug. He has planned to meet this gang at Club 40 Reds, he also has connections with the club owner so he has special access. Your job is to take out the gang first then focus on the Mob Master. Team dismissed."

We all turn to go to our rooms and dress, Aqua Dude practically sprinting, Birdie was gone in a matter of seconds which left Conner to brood over in the corner and us girls still standing around the couch.

"Well Angel, it seems you have your first deployment today!"

"Let's just hope you don't blow it Bird Brain."

Stupid Bow Girl.

Well, woot, woot! Mission...

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