The Publicly Innocent World Of Darius

Stage 2 - No Clowning with a Toon

[Darius: "If you are reading this then you are expecting some once upon a time starting or some backlog on what has been happening so far since you may or may not have read stage 1. Well f*** you then, I don't want to give some recap to individuals that don't want to know the entire story. All I will tell you is I was once a child star from the age of three all the way till I was 13, when my brother and my sister came onto the scene they were sensations alongside me. Sadly, my time in the sun ended as my siblings became huge Stars while I became a pin cushion that was usually the one getting the most harm done. My innocence. My sanity. My hopes. My dreams. And even my parents. I was finally able to get out and since they took away my parents, I took away their only child..... It's funny how karma has a way of pulling you back into a life of being a joke just to be someone else's joke. I became a smoker and an alcoholic mess... I'm still an alcoholic mess but that's not what's important what's important is I ended up having a rough time at work which led to me finding the producer of my job screwing my girlfriend just for me to be struck by lightning for 2 minutes straight. Spent that night in a dark alley with cartoon rats ready to stab me until I electrocuted one of them then finally becoming the most wanted Man on my home world after killing someone on live television since my entire world is its own cartoon so if someone dies on television the entire galaxy can see it happen. Now I am on the run after shacking up with a hippo woman who might have been a milf.... If only I could have been able to be on the adult side of the planet then maybe some of this wouldn't have happened but sadly they wouldn't have accepted me anyway since I am drawn a certain way.... I don't remember what happened last time but I'll probably find out once I open my eyes."]

By the time Darius woke up, he was strapped to a dissection table but the room itself looked like something out of a creepy circus.

Darius: "It's either some person's twisted way of having their kinks in the way of a torture room or I get high off of that good stuff from that one chick again?"

Darius tried to get free but the restraints were on tight, he tried to call out for assistance.

Darius: "Hello? Hello! Is somebody there? Is anybody there? Can someone give me some clothes?"

Darius tried harder to get free but the more he tried to get free from the restraints the more he realized that it was hopeless to get loose from his restraints. Suddenly the door slid open, Darius was surprised to see a horrifying looking clown-like creature that was wearing a lab coat.

Darius: "What in the-"

The Clown was speaking in a different language, he called out for someone which happened to be a female clown who was wearing a nurse like outfit. The two of them we're talking about, Darius was forced to lay there looking at them conversate.

Darius: "I can't understand what you are saying! But I hope you can understand this, LET! ME! GO!"

The two clowns looked at each other after looking at Darius but they started laughing, the clown scientist/doctor started to start up the machine and Darius was truly not ready for the transformation that occurred upon his body, the only thing that could be heard within the room was Darius's screams for bloody murder......

Darius: "FUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!"

{3 Months Later}

[Darius: "You know that phrase of you going from being one person's joke to other's?"]

{Plant B.T.}

{Darius: "On Planet Big Top, well that's what I call it at least. It's a place ruled by clowns, run by clowns, controlled by clowns..... 3 months ago they turned me into one of them.....But something went wrong..... I ended up being mutated instead, no matter how many times they tried to fix me, I would still look the way that I am..... I ended up being put in a different body mixed with my old one where I would be their 'entertainment'.... Now I am reduced to a jester once more but now I have to watch my master eat cotton candy with blood-filled filling of human flesh..... Sometimes, I wish I had some.... But I try not to think about those thoughts. What really got me motivated to do what I was told was the fact that I found a newspaper that was roaming through space and landed on planet BT, he talked about how my show was brought back but with a new"}