The Publicly Innocent World Of Darius

Extra Stage 6.0 - Working Out With Darius

Darius was walking into the town of Pintwood while whistling to himself A little tune as musical notes flew out of his mouth and into the air making other animals want to sing along. The moment that he had entered Pintwood that was renowned for its delicious beer, he heard the sound of crying which made the animals that were singing along with him stop singing. Darius didn't know where I was coming from so he followed the sound of tears dropping onto the ground, which led to him finding a chubby catwoman. Darius's jaw nearly hit the floor and his eyes nearly popped out of his skull. Once his jaw quickly went back up into place and his eyes back into their sockets, Darius looked at the readers and used his thumb to point at her. “Now that's one beautiful beautiful pussy if I do say so myself. Maybe I should go over and show some off planet charm.” He winked over at the writers.

Before Darius could go over, he took out a little emergency kit that had a toothbrush, A tube of toothpaste, deodorant, dental floss, a comb and Cologne. Darius quickly used all of the products within his kit then sprayed himself with the Cologne a little bit. “Every man should be prepared especially when it comes to women.” Darius said as he went over to the crying catwoman.

Darius poked her on the shoulder and when she looked at him, Darius gave her a kind smile. “Ahhhh what's up gorgeous? Before you answer that, how's about to give you some liquid courage.” Darius took out of his jacket a bottle of whiskey, but as soon as the catwoman saw it she took the bottle and drank it quickly. 

"It seems someone was in the need of some giggle tonic." Darius said as the woman seemed to brighten up a little bit wiping away her tears as he took out of his pocket a whole bunch of handkerchiefs that were in different colors just to give them to her. 

"Thank you." She said as she took the handkerchiefs and blew her nose with half of them and the other half she used to wipe away the rest of her tears.

Darius could tell that she was still a little sad so he had an idea he took out some weed and rolled it up into a blunt, revealing it to her after rubbing it against her nose,  the smell was something out of this world. The Catwoman quickly looked through her pockets for a lighter or even a pack of matches and Darius poked her on the shoulder again getting her attention as he magically revealed a lighter.

She was truly amazed by his talents but returned back to reality once you remember the blunt, the moment she lit it and smoked that blunt she became very calm and relaxed as if all her troubles had gone away just like that.

"So do you have a name, I mostly go by Darius Nack and I wouldn't want to assume your name even though I could definitely give you a nickname." Darius said, wanting to give her the nickname curvy cat.

"I go by Carol Mckush, thank you for the alcohol and weed as I've been really stressed out at the lake." Carol said, coughing a little bit from the blunt. 

"What seems to be the problem as I can help you out as much as I can, except when it comes to money as I already got enough bills trying to pay off a village." Darius said taking the blunt and smoking some himself. "Definitely some good weed." He replied to himself as Carol watched him smoke but looking at him as he seemed so relaxed and free.

"I'm having trouble with my weight and I really want to lose it, along with the fact that there is a guy that I like and I want to impress him with a curvy body. the years have not really been kind to me and I want to bring back my younger years." Carol said not really that motivated to do it.

"I think that you can pull it off as you have the curves for it all you just need is the right motivation and the right coach." Darius said getting up, giving her the blunt and spinning in tornado fashion just to put himself into a football coach outfit. "There is no time like the present, so let's get started." Darius blue on the whistle but he hurt his own ears just to stop blowing on it to realize that he was using a dog whistle. "Oops wrong whistle." He snapped the dog whistle then threw it away and took out of his pocket a normal whistle just to blow on it. "Let's get going!" Darius said with a serious attitude which confused Carol.