The Publicly Innocent World Of Darius

Stage 5 - Bounty of Love, Sex, Weed, and Murder (Oh my!) Part 1

{Darius: "Greetings ladies and gentlemen or what I will call ladies and germs, I hope do you enjoyed that side story but don't you worry the show must go on and I will definitely deliver."}

Darius and 3G (Greg, Georgie, and Goofy) had been hiding out in the jungle-like village that was a refuge for individuals like him, he even got to reunite with the two-headed beast child that was still holding the stuffed animal that Helen gave them. The two-headed child wanted to know where Helen was but Darius didn't know but just so he didn't make the child cry he decided to put on a show for the children in the village especially since those that were poor and those that were not wanting to follow the laws of East Town or what was left of East Town after what Darius had done, meaning this village was truly struggling when it came to entertainment or even trying to be happy as the children worked as much as the adults did so he tried his best to entertain the children with a juggling act as much as show his abilities as a fire-eater.
The children were impressed as much as the adults were as well, Darius got the nickname the jester from them as he could make them laugh without even trying to entertain them as if they were royalty.
All of this led to him being sent to talk with the chief of the village within the jungle, the two of them had it long and confusing talk that even the village elder that had been around for hundreds of years couldn't believe that Darius was an alien. along with the fact that the village elder didn't even believe that Darius killed the bandits within their once known village of the east that was taken over. Darius showed the elder pictures as proof but to put icing on the cake he even had one of the arms of the leader. The chief was shocked by all of this, Darius looked like a small child with facial hair but he wasn't going to judge when he now holds the remains from the bandit leader.

Village elder: "What is it that you need?"

Darius smiled big and wide. "Welllll I may want a itsy bitsy teenie weenie bit of help." Darius continued to smile as the village felt like he was going to regret this but knew that if a man like this could defeat the Bandit leader, what's stopping him from doing something to his home?

"Whatever it is that you need I will do my best to help you but please do not do anything that will cause harm to this village." The Village Elder said with strictness in his voice like a grandfather trying to warn his grandchild not to dig his hand too deep into the cookie jar.

Darius giggled, he tried to take this seriously but his arrogance got the best of him. "You can trust me scouts honor." He said but the village elder still didn't believe Darius especially since he didn't know what scouts honor meant.

"Trust me, I will not do anything to your village as I will even help out in the how, far from time to time. I'm looking to sign up as an adventurer but I know that it's going to be hard for me to do something like that. Someone told me that if I come here I will be safe along with the fact that I would be able to sign up as an adventurer but mostly quests that would be considered hush-hush." Darius said with enough seriousness that even the village of theirs started to take his words into consideration.

The village elder took a deep sigh and picked up his pipe so he could smoke from it as Darius could smell the weed in the air and he could tell that this weed was.....Not that good... Then Darius had a good idea as a light bulb appeared on the top of his head and the village elder wondered how Darius was able to do this?

Darius quickly put his hand into his pocket and took out a sack filled with weed. "I know you got scars on your body and I know that you need something to get your mind off of all this stress, how's about I lower the load and help you gain back that youth that you had before since you said it yourself that you lived over a hundred years."