The Publicly Innocent World Of Darius

Extra Stage 2.0 - 25 Minutes and Wanted

[Darius: "It's funny how one can royally mess up his life then try and take down those that ruined it to begin with. Trust me ladies and germs, I don't think I hadn't royally messed up more than I ever have coming to this planet." ]

~Enzaethea~

The two of them were in range of planet Enzaethea as it was very big but extremely beautiful, they were getting close to entering its orbit with their ship known as the Golden Nugget but Sadly Sam stopped the ship and pulled back a little bit.

"What the heck man we're almost there?" Darius said opening a canister of bacon soup that was used as space food.

"Before we go on to that planet I want to see something for you." Sam said looking over at Darius who is drinking from the can of bacon soup. "I want to say thank you first of all for saving my life."

"You don't have to thank me at all as danger is my mistress with adventure and heroism are my children." Darius said while going back to eating his bacon soup that was slowly going into his mouth.

"I also would like to know why that snake woman seemed to know something about us when I've never left my Planet before? Along with the fact that she said that you were wanted for some reason?" Sam said which caused Darius to look over at Sam who was not expecting to hear the pilot who only felt sadness say something like that. "They were willing to kill you along with trying to kill me so I think you owe me an explanation before we exit this ship and never see one another again." Sam was a little shaky but it was natural since he was fearing for his life.

Darius was about to speak but then he could hear growls which led to the both of them looking over and hearing many growls coming from the backroom area.

Darius could see that Sam was scared so he decided to take the risk and check it out himself, Sam wasn't going to stop him anyway.

"Good luck." Said Sam was scared but was also willing to keep watch if anything were to have.

("This is going to suck.") Darius thought to himself before opening the back room area and seeing many doorways. "Whatever is in here is locked up tight." Darius said to himself as a door behind him closed and then he could hear the growling once more restless but it seems much closer for Darius with each step.

Darius was starting to get a little shaken up but continued to try and motivate himself. "It can't be that bad maybe as one of those space rodents that I saw on the intergalactic news." Darius took it for himself but just to make sure he created a large mallet that will help him if the creature is bigger than he actually expects it to be. Darius who was scared and he took a few sips of his bacon soup but put it away in his back pocket along with putting the lid back on it. Darius continued onward until he heard the noises becoming much louder in the direction of a room, there was a scanning pad we're one month they put their hand print on it. Darius was hesitant to do it as he slowly took off one of his gloves just to place his hand upon the skinner but he was not one to give up even if he was scared. Once the task is done the door opens slowly just for the noise to completely become quiet.......

"Okay I know when things start getting quiet and cartoons that's when something is going to jump out at you and-" Darius peeked his head through while saying this but nearly got attacked by him with fireballs by something. Darius dropped onto his butt when backing up quickly. ("What the hell?") Darius said within his own mind but the terror rose quickly when Darius saw six eyes in total looking at him. "HOLY SMOKING SHIT!!!!" Darius said screaming but he found the urge to get up and running back to the door he came out of in the first place which led to him dodging fireballs from some type of creature. Just then he suddenly dropped his can of bacon soup but he was too scared to look behind to know what was running after him. He heard the creature roar but then when he got to the door feeling like it was going to be the end for him..... He heard it stop...... Darius turned his head and was shocked to see......

"You've got to be kidding me..." Darius said

~A few minutes Later~

Sadly Sam hadn't heard anything from Darius in a while so he put on a few pieces of armour along with a space pistol. ("You can do this Sam, you can do this she needs you right now.") Sam was hesitant to go back there, but he was showing fortitude and the effort to slowly go to the door. Once Sam was in front of the door sweat was pouring down his face and onto the gun making a puddle around him, he reached for the door with true terror but suddenly the doors opened with Darius holding a three headed cat in his arms.

"I think I found a stoa-" Darius said before Sadly Sam The Clown screamed in fear backing away from the two of them (It could also be looked at as the four of them because of the heads.)

"Get that thing away from me!!" Sam said panicking on the floor trying to back away.

Darius stayed where he was standing. "I understand that you're scared but truly we have nothing to worry about." He said to Sam as he put the can of bacon soup down on the ground as the three-headed cat creature started looking at the inside of the can. Darius wendover to the little closet area that had a few bacon soup containers that were filled to the brim.

"That creature that you're feeding will kill us both if we don't take care of it now. That thing is a Tigrens. They pretend to be nice and harmless but when you're going down they will turn into dangerous beasts that cannot be stopped." Sam explained.

"Drama King over here needs to chill out as this one has been put on an all bacon soup diet since it was born. I looked at the files that my brother wrote about this creature that popped onto my planet and it seems that the creature loves bacon soup. All the creature needs to do is eat something like seeking to satisfy its hunger." Darius schedules a dog bowl and fills it with bacon soup just for the three headed cat creature to eat.

Sam remembered the first time he saw one when he was a little boy since he had one as his friend along with his first pet but then one day when his parents wanted to use his new friend as dinner the creature fought tooth-and-nail to escape..... It was killed then eaten by his parents.

"Just make sure that he does not do anything crazy because I'm the fact that something burning shows that he's definitely going to be hard to train." Sam said while Darius remembered about the fireballs and he grabbed the nearest fire extinguisher changing his outfit in the way of a fireman so he could put out the flames in the back room.

Sam went over to the tigren with fear still in his heart but he could not stop thinking about his once cherished friend so he took a leap of faith and just like that-

CHOMP!!!

CHOMP!!!

CHOMP!!!

"OOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!" Sam yelled for bloody murder once his hand was bit by all three of the tigren heads.

Darius was trying to clean up the back area while Sadly Sam was trying his best to get the kittens off of him. Sam tried everything but when he tried to get his gun that's when the cubs turned into a huge 3 headed tigren which made him run for his life as it was a game of tag for the creature.

"Someone save me please!!" Sam shouted for help, so basically calling for Darius.

Darius looked at the room and quickly went to it to see if there was anything that he could take that would stop the creature besides giving it food but then he saw something in the corner of the darkroom thanks to his night vision.

Meanwhile, Sam slipped and landed on the wall thinking that this is going to be his end.

"Hey 3 stooges! I got something for you!" Darius said revealing a three-eyed teddy bear which made tigren calm down and go back to its cute size, Darius put the teddy bear down so it could play with it. Darius smiled at his new friend and petted them.

"Let's get this over with.." Darius said, picking up the tigren and petting it maniacally.

Sam passed out from fright and exhaustion....

~Fin~