The Publicly Innocent World Of Darius

Extra Stage 4.0 - Darius Vs Disney

{It's that time once again readers, time for some filler stories as I know that a lot of you want to know what happens next for our arrogant anti-hero with a toony clown complex? Where are you just gonna send out the next part of the story? Well that part of the story is not done yet, so I'm going to be doing something a little bit different by telling a few stories kind of like a cartoon.}

Darius was digging through the ground not knowing where he was going but knew where he wanted to be. Once Darius leapt out of the hole he had alcohol in one hand and a roll of condoms with holes in them in the other. "Hello City of Bon-nie?...." Darius said with confusion on his face looking around seeing that this didn't even look like a city let alone a village. "Maybe I took a wrong turn at Elvenville." Darius said, putting the bottle of wine and condoms into his jacket. "But seriously where am I? What is this please? I hope the readers know where I am because I sure as hell don't."

Suddenly and ironically out of nowhere, A small gust of wind blew a map into Darius's face. "What's this?" Darius took the map out of his face and looked it over. "I get it now I am at an Amusement Park known and not any ordinary Amusement Park, it's ummmmmm~ 'Uncle Slappy's Place of fun and enjoyment' that definitely is what I'm looking for." Darius looked dead at the readers. "Especially since I passed the emission booth, so you know what that means to me readers."

Darius rolled the map up, he was ready to run but he stopped himself and walked like a gentleman to the food area of the park.

[1 Hours Later]

Darius had a big bucket of popcorn in one arm, a big cola in the other, a frosted churro in his left hand and a stick of cotton candy in his right, plus a hunting hat that said on it 'Uncle Slappy Certified'. "Foods with multiple kinds, oversized snacks, complimentary clothes, the map was right THIS IS FUN AND ENJOYMENT!" Darius said drinking some of the soda and using his ears to lift some popcorn into his mouth. "All this snacking is making me kinda adventury." He quickly put adventury into his dictionary. "I need to go on some rides or maybe-'' Darius dropped everything and gasped in excitement for two reasons:

First, there were games that looked like they would go on for miles.
Second, there was a hot dog girl looking around the game area and she was smoking hot.

"Every cloud has a silver lining and I think I found mine." Darius dashed over and went in front of her leaning against the entryway. "Hello~ nurse, I have to know are you a vision because I couldn't imagine or believe that a beauty like you really exists."

The dog girl giggled from Darius's flirting even though she didn't really know what he was talking about.

"So tell me about yourself so maybe we can play some games together." Darius said with confidence in his voice and a suave way of speaking.

The girl was ecstatically excited that someone wanted to play with her so she got her explanations. "My name is Disney Wahoo, I am 15 years old and-"

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Darius and Disney didn't know what was going on then a SWAT team of police officers had Darius at gunpoint.

"Sir you're in violation of trying to seduce a underaged girl, you have the right to an attorney but everything against you will be used at a court of law." Said the police officer with a megaphone.

Darius took the megaphone with fury and by force just for him to start it up. "Just! J~~~~ust wait a god darn minute! Tell me about your wife, she is a dog type am I correct? if that is correct that means she is still a child and since I am a toon like alien meaning that I am still a minor myself!! On top of that clowns experimented on me and mixed my body up with a new one making me a newborn, I was reborn only one week ago!!!"