I got tagged by LifeOfBookwormz (now Wolfstarshippers)
1 Uuh, I'm actually German but I do like everything in English
2 I breathe Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia and Marvel
3 I have two other stories in the making but I won't post them until they're finished
4 My favorite Harry Potter characters are Sirius Black, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley Twins (I'm a SlytherClaw)
5 My favorite MHA characters are Aizawa Shouta, Amajiki Tamaki, Kaminari Denki and Shigaraki Tomura
6 My favorite Percy Jackson characters are Percy Jackson and Leo Valdez
7 My favorote Hamilton characters are Lafayette and John Laurens
8 I speak English (obvs), German and currently learn French
9 My favorite Marvel characters are Tony Stark, Loki and Bucky Barnes
10 My favorite songs are 'Before you go' by Levis Capaldi and 'The Villain I Appear to Be' by Connor Spiotto and Molly Pease
(Do I even know that many people?)
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(Phew.. I do!)
Uuh, Okay?
(this is all one joke. Normal is the student and italics is the teacher.)
If there are 503 bricks on a plane, and one falls of, how many are there?
502
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
You can't fit an elephant in a fridge.
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge.
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, close the fridge?
Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals are there, exept one. Which one?
The lion king?
The giraffe. It's still in the fridge.
Sally has to get across a large river with may alligators. They're dangerous, but she gets across safely. How?
Sally stepped on the alligators' mouths?
No, the alligators are at the birthday party.
She dies anyways, why?
She drowned?
She got hit in the head by the falling brick.
Uuh, is it spoiler enough when I say that Voldemort is sane and that Harry and his bro + some friends become death eaters? Or was that obvs already?
Did the last thing up there as a photo^^
YOU ARE READING
Oneshots And Rants
Historia CortaLike the title says, I'm using this book for random ideas and rants that I think of. Some of the oneshots will be using prompts from Pinterest, which I will definitely put as a text or picture there. I cannot promise to update regulary, because th...
