The Men Of England

Dinner |4|

Picture provided by: Annie

Loud Voices? Lights above? Britain's Got Talent playing in the background? Where did Coco wake up at?  Heaven? Was she dead!?

Well, at least that's what she thought when she woke up, "Oh Lord my head...What in the hell happened?" She tries to move her head, but it's too big.

"Guys!" Cohen recognized Devon's voice yell out her name, "She's awake-"

Then another one, "I'm aware, Devy." This was obviously Chevy, by the tone of voice being monotone as heck.

A grumble, "No need to be a debby downer, I'm just saying she's awake for....excitement?" They continued to talk, but it now sounded like mumbles to Cohen.

"Off." Cohen looked above her, putting her hand up in defense from the light seeing Hugh standing there with his arms crossed. "This is my couch. Off." Cohen was confused, then she remembered the guys that were in the apartment she was about to move in, her eyes widened in surprise when she realized it again. "Look, kid, get off my couch before I make you get off."

"AAAAAA!" She got off the couch and ran over to Devon and Sonny. She clung onto Sonny, "What's going on? Is this a cult? Why is that dude ugly!" She points at Hugh, all he does is roll his eyes and sit down on the couch, then turn on the TV. Sonny hugs Coco, "It's okay." Coco tried to calm her hyperventilating down, then she turns around to see 4 other guys sitting at the island table.

"What the hell." She turns to Devon, who just shrugs and goes back to arguing with vegans on Instagram. "This girl is telling me that I'm a stupid meat-eating whore..." Coco couldn't help but giggle a little bit, Sonny rolls her eyes "Devon." She snatched the phone away from her, and Dev looks at her empty hands confused  "Huh? Hey what gives Son!"

Cohen smiles, Sonny notices and continues ridiculing Devon. "This thing is toxic, go watch TV or maybe write? It's good for your brain!" Devon groans annoyingly again, "How is watching TV at all good for the brain? It's just a bunch of pixels on a screen!" Sonny stuffs Devon's phone into her purse, "I meant writing! But I said watch TV so you can stop arguing with people on Instagram!" Sonny hugs Coco closer to her.

"But it's fUnnNnN!" Devon whined and started moving her hands around, "You ruin everything Sonny! If I want to argue with Vegans, then I can argue with vegans!"

"Hey!"

Sonny, Coco, and Devon look over to the island, where Chevy was sitting looking up from her phone, "Can you guys just come eat with us? This is the chance to get to know each other, y'know?" She directs her eyes towards all the guys silently surrounding her on their phones too as they ate. Devon rolls her eyes and says "Fine!", Sonny leads sensitive Cohen to the island too (it was a pretty big island) to eat.

Devon sits, then Sonny, then Coco next to her still in Sonny's arm. She lets go, and Cohen scoots away from Kendal in the seat next to her. He was innocently eating his food and watching Pewdiepie.

"So..." Chevy puts her hands on the table, only Utah puts down his phone and starts paying attention—this made Chevy mad and throw a chopstick at Kendal and Jean's heads. "Pay attention!" Coco giggles once Both the guys groan in annoyance.

"What's happening?" Harry pops out from the hallway which made Sonny roll her eyes, "God..not this guy..." she whispers so no one can hear her, Chevy motions for him to sit down. "We're going to get to know each other!"

"Oh yay!" Harry forced himself to sit in between Sonny and Chevy, which is the corner, "Stop trying, little boy." Sonny whispers to Harry, he immediately whispers back, "Try me." Which made Sonny scoot away closer to Cohen, "Lets start!" Chevy furrows her eyebrows at Sonny, because Chevy sees everything...and there's no doubt about that! "Kendal, what's your favorite color?" She points at Kendal, he looks up from his Pewdiepie and raises an eyebrow. "Blue." Then Chevy points at Jean, "Red?" She shrugs, then to Coco, "Light blue!" Chevy nods then points to Sonny, "Yellow."

Someone scoffs, "Yellow?" Oh shit it's Devy. "The color of piss and bananas?" Devon smirks and sinks to the back of her seat, and yeah, she had a thing against bananas because she's a strange, strange girl.

"Devon!" Chevy gets ready to scream, but Sonny holds her back with an arm. "It's okay, it's Devon, she's judgmental."

Sonny sighs, "It's the color of many good things, that's what makes it so likable." Devon just shrugs and goes back to spacing out by staring at the wall behind Chevy. "There, continue on, Chevy."

She thanks Sonny and points to Harry. "Purple, it's such a nice color and it smells delicious..." Then Chevy points to Utah, he clears his throat. "Green." She nods then points to Devon, she just rolls her eyes for the 250th time today, "Yellow." Chevy face-palmed, Jean and Kendal started chuckling like idiots, and Sonny just was bewildered.

Sonny furrowed her eyebrows, "Wait what? I thought you hated yellow! You judged me for it being my favorite color!" Cohen started mocking Sonny's angry movements, including mouthing her words.

Devon just smiled "It's the color of piss, bees, bananas, cheese, and malaria. It's a good color!" She puts her legs up on the table and relaxes in the chair, "Calm your flat tits, Son." Utah looked at her legs in disgust, this is not proper etiquette! And trust me, he is proper.

Sonny was about to explode, "Malaria has a color?" Kendal asked, making Sonny almost storm out of the apartment. "That's amazing..."

"Boys are stupid." She said, then got up from her seat.

Hope you guys enjoyed, and also....Question.

Who do you guys ship? Tbh I ship Chevy and asking personal questions 😂