The Men Of England

Planning A Party? |8|

Picture provided by: Khloé

Look at this dude 🙄

Sorry Khloé don't kill me -

Warnings: honestly I forgot...some cuss words? I haven't proofread this y'all 😑

All three girls walked back in the apartment laughing together like the happy little children they were..

Sonny began to put her belongings down on the island, "Oh gosh that guy at the cafe though???" She bursts out into tears while she laughs hard, "Why'd he even do that?" Chevy and Coco both lean onto Sonny for laughing support, as they were all dying. "I don't even know! He's such a strange dude!" Chevy said, regaining back her stance.

Sonny wiped a real tear from her cheek, "Is that why you asked for his number, my sweetie?" Chevy quickly looked down at her phone and blushed, "Looks like she got his number!" Coco exclaimed, then Sonny and Cohen both started laughing their own asses off, leaving Chevy a stumbling love-struck mess.

"Hey ladies." All the girls flinched at the voice near them, Chevy slowly turned her head to see the TV paused (For the first time in forever!), then back to see the fridge door close, and Hugh was there holding a beer bottle. (?!) "woah." Chevy started,
"DUDE. HE HAS LEGS." Chevy pointed down at Hugh's legs, "I swear we never see your damn legs, and now today's the day!" Sonny pats his shoulder, "And they are very skinny indeed.." she nods, as Hugh stands there astonished as hell.

The three girls stood back away from him to observe his amazing legs, "You guys have had many opportunities to see my legs!" He boasts, "You just notice them now? How am I not noticed around here?" He flails his arms up in defeat, trying to head back to the couch—BUT Sonny stands in front of him with her arms crossed and facial expression stern.

Coco is next to annoy him, "It's just that you sit on a couch all day, we're surprised you're not fatter." Cohen says and the other two girls nod to agree, Hugh just rolls his eyes and chugs some beer.

Chevy is next, "Oh wait—You don't eat much!" She points at him, Coco stands behind him and Sonny distances herself away from him by standing on the other side of the island. "We don't get to talk to you much, boy." She pushes his shoulder, and he scoffs in annoyance. "All we saw of you is you beating up our friend." Chevy puts her hand on her hip like a sassy 5 year old, "Mhm!" Coco exclaims looking straight at his face.

He drinks more beer, "She deserves it. And where the hell is that little rascal anyways?" He looks around the room for her, but there is no sign of Devon. The girls all exchange strange looks with one another, but Chevy and Cohen blow it off.

Chevy pushes his shoulder again, "She's gone with Utah to model for his new brand since she has bigger hips than all of us combined." This was something Sonny could nod along with, she had the 2nd widest hips anyways. "Why do you ask? Curious?" Chevy moves her face too close to Hugh's, and sniffs it.

He put his hand on her head and moved it away, "No I just want someone to beat up. None of the guys let me beat them, and honestly I don't know why."

"Maybe because beating someone up isn't really nice?" Sonny says, "But Devon can take it. We would've been moved out if you were beating someone else other than her." Both Chevy and Cohen nod along with Sonny, and Hugh just made dumb faces. "Exactly. But also we aren't moved out because Sonny is working out her feelings." Chevy covered her mouth, and Cohen gasped. "Exposed!" Hugh says then smiles and walks back to the couch as Sonny stares at Chevy like she was a fat piece of meat. (I mean-)

Sonny just slaps Chevy's head lightly then says "Ow." Already feeling guilt from saying the wrong things.  "Chevy, really? Come on now he knows I'm working out my feelings!" Sonny crosses her arms and faces away from Chevy,

"I'm sorry. It just came out and plus Hugh seems really easy to talk to!" Chevy says, but Sonny just sighed and turned her head to give Sonny a sympathetic smile, "I know." They both smile at each other, and plus they couldn't afford to add more fights and drama now with all the troubles...

A door suddenly slammed open, and the girls couldn't help but stop their apology fest to see the front door swing open and a boy named Utah step out of it. "Oh lord look who it is.." Cohen smirked, and the other two girls couldn't help but smile...

"We're having a party!" Utah suddenly screams. "Oh yay!" The girls start celebrating and cheering on nonsense, Hugh groaned tiredly and Utah began jumping around like a child.

Devon comes through the door looking tired as hell, the girls notice immediately once they literally see BAGS under her eyes.

"I tried on 292 different pairs of jeans, God save the Queen."

Devon fell to the floor, exhausted.