The Men Of England

Hurt |5|

edited and mostly written by Khloé
NOTE this story escalates HELLA quickly... don't be surprised if someone ends up pregnant or dead by the 10th chapter
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"I'M SO SICK OF THAT SAME OLD LOVE-" Sonny holds the WII remote in her hand like a microphone, screeching the lyrics so the whole country could hear.

Chevy closes her eyes, "FEELS LIKE I'VE BLOWN APART-" she screeches

Sonny smiles and continues "iM sO SicK oF thAt sAme OlD LovE-"

"THE KIND THAT BREAKS YOUR HEART-"

you get the deal.

"OOooOoOo"

"that same old love-"

(BONK!) Chevy's head gets hit lightly with a WII remote, "Will you two please shut up? All I'm trying to do is play the fucking game but all I keep hearing is demons screeching in my FUCKING EAR!" Devon continues on dancing to the game they were playing... Just Dance 2016 or something...search it up if you don't know! "Look..." Sonny pauses the game which throws off Devon's dancing pattern as she tumbles backwards on the couch, "You need to play along with us! That's one of your favorite songs and you don't even sing along with us!" Chevy nods, and says "Agreed. Lighten up Devon, we all need to get over what happened yesterday." Sonny nods her head to agree with Chevy.

Devon leans back into the couch, and groans her infamous groan. "I can't lighten up. Kendal and Jean both snore!" Chevy and Sonny cringe, "I've been up since 5AM and I only slept for an hour. I would rather sleep on the goddamned island."

"Chevy?" Sonny shrugs towards Chevy, "I don't know, Sonny." She says back and frowns, they didn't know how to make things better for Devy...

"We'll stop singing." The boys all made weird sounds in the background like they were dissatisfied. "Maybe we'll play a different song? Maybe some Eminem?" Now they started cheering, what kind of weird guys were these....guys?

Devon groaned again and rolled her eyes, "Eminem doesn't make any songs you can dance to."

"What?" Sonny tries to hold Chevy back, but she then stands directly in front of Devon with her hands on her hips. "Why are you so negative against Eminem now?" Devon raises an eyebrow confused. "What? I'm not, but how do you dance to rap?"

Chevy gasps then scoffs, cracking her knuckles. "Chevy, don't say it!" Chevy puts an arm in front of Sonny, who suddenly covers her mouth when Chevy blatantly says....

"Are you on your period?"

"No." Devon blushes and looks at the floor.

Sonny grumbles angrily. "Chevy, I told you not to say that, especially when there is 5 MEN HERE!"

"Period? What's that?" Hugh comes back from the balcony, cigarette still in his hand, Sonny sees that he eyes Devon sitting on the couch. "What is it?" He asks again, his face clearly annoyed by the awkward silence.

Just saying: never say bad things about Eminem or his songs in front of Chevy...she will end your career. all her best friends knew this.

She cleared her throat, Devon looked up at her as if she was a demon...or Trump. Disgusted, but awaited for the worst to come.

"It's when blood comes out of your vagina every month because you're not pregnant." She smirked, looking down at Devon with a side eye.

Hugh then dropped his cigarette with his mouth wide open, Sonny was about to explode (again), and all the guys in the background were silent. Especially Devon, who isn't a guy but who cares.

Sonny's breathing was unnatural and hitched, "WHAT THE SHIT, CHEVY?" She knocked herself in the head over and over again pretending she didn't hear what she did. "Go to your room!" Sonny pushes Chevy to the hallway, "Gladly!" She smiles and sticks her tongue out at Devy, who was sitting on the couch staring at the floor in disbelief. "And don't come out until tomorrow!"

Sonny slammed the door then came back wiping her hands together...until she saw Hugh trying to drag her off the couch by the legs...

"why the fuck am I seeing this." Sonny rushes to help, Cohen follows because she absolutely adores Devon. "Hugh let go!" She yells, the guys soon follow after. "This is fabulous! Let me get my phone!" Harry yelled but before he could go, Sonny grabs his shirt and throws him away. "Hey-!" She covers his mouth, "Shutup! Consider other's feelings asshole!" She then runs off to help Devon...

Harry was speechless.

-kinda a time skip-

"This animal can't be on my couch! You'll spread your blood all over it!" Now Sonny was gripping on to Hugh's shoulders, trying to get him to let go of Devon, Cohen was doing the same but with his ankle. He pulled on her legs, and thank god she was wearing tights and a skirt (wait...)

She grunted and turned herself over so she was facing him. "It's called wearing a tampon you illiterate monkey!" Then she kicked his chest, making him fly backwards on to the wood floor.

for some reason I still ship Devon and Hugh 😳🤭