The Men Of England

Prologue

hey my little muffins ~ I hope you enjoy this first chapter </3

Glass broken on the floor. Coco was screaming in Chevy's weak arms, Devon and Sonny were trying to speak/yell to each other at the same time , it resulted in gibberish such as the word "Stupid" becoming "Stupf"... or something weird and random.

"I told you, I didn't do shit to him!" Coco pointed at Sonny,

"Yes you clearly did! You have that dang hickey on your neck! I knew someone was going to end up having sex in here!" Coco started crying and wailing in Chevy's arms again, and it was a surprise since Coco and Chevy were like close frenemies and always hit each other...but something was different about today. Chevy gave Sonny a nasty look, and then soon Devon started yelling in Sonny's poor lil' face again.

Today was a disaster, and Sonny started it all.

"Can you guys quiet down!" A man yelled from the couch , and this man was one of the girls's roommates (And the one that they hated the absolute MOST) "I'm trying to watch Britain's Got Talent here and you broads keep yapping your traps off!" Coco started wailing even louder so the tension rises throughout the room , "Shut the fuck up Hugh!" Devon threw a pillow at Hugh's big ass head, now Chevy, a horrified Sonny, and a worried Devon started to back up, but Sonny pushes Devon towards the couch where Hugh was now standing up and rubbing his head.

"What did you just say to me?" Hugh was a sensitive little baby with mental issues, so his fighting would probably kill a man that weighs 400 pounds more than Hugh himself (and he's a skinny little boy 😌) "Devon!" Chevy yelled out towards Devon, then Dev looked over confused, giving Hugh the chance to tackle Devon to the wood floor! "Devy, NO!" Coco cries out for Devon, since she was her favourite of course...

Then punches and hits were heard, "What did you just say? Say it again!" Sonny backed up, Hugh has done this before, and plus Sonny was fighting with Devon right now so...win-win! I guess?

~ ~ ~ ~

The whole scene became a mess about 20 minutes later...Coco was arguing with Sonny about the hickey, and Chevy was sticking up for Coco..but, Devon was being murdered right now as Hugh was now bending her leg and arm in painful positions as he sat on her butt and slammed her head against the wall.

"You have no right to know about my sex life, Sonny! That's very personal!" Coco's mascara was running down her face and she tried wiping it (but made it WAY worse) "But with WHO?! That was one promise we made when living here!" Sonny yells at her , then Chevy starts to comfort Coco quietly as her breath hitches and more tears run down her cheeks, "I don't care!" Coco then thanks Chevy, "There's five guys here and I was still a virgin! We all probably did it with one of them! Don't lie!" Chevy raised an eyebrow, and then Coco responded as if she *HEARD* her raise her eyebrow,

"Except Chevy." Chevy nods in approval, "She has a boyfriend, of course." Devon screams again in the background, "And probably Devy."

Sonny rolls her eyes in annoyance , "Really? Don't stick up for Chevy, Coco, you need to tell us whenever you're doing that kinda stuff!" Sonny pokes her finger in Coco's chest, all in the while Devon still screams in the background...

Coco swipes Sonny's finger away from her chest, "But that's really personal! I don't need to tell you everything, Sonny, you're not my step-mom!" She yells, Sonny then screamed nonsense...

'CLICK!'

"Oh shit." Sonny, Chevy, and Coco pause their yelling for a second, and look at the door which quietly 'CREAKED' open,

then automatically resumed yelling, they didn't care who it was, as long as it wasn't a serial killer.

"What the FUCK is going on?"

But this is just present day, you may ask...how did all of this occur? Well, we'll start on this crazy adventure next chapter!