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Peggy: And they were roommates (so very clearly talking about John and Alex)

Burr: Oh my god they were roommates 

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Giving up completely:

Starring: Burr

Burr

Burr

and introducing Burr

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Alex: Don't tell your mother

John: Kiss one another

Alex: Die for each other

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Peggy: Get to Del Taco, they have a new thing called  fR e Sh A vOcA dO

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Eliza: Release all of those sounds that are trapped in your mind

Alex: *screams bloody murder*

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Maria: So I am confusion

Maria: Why is this one Kansas but this one is not Arkansas

Maria: America explain! What you mean it's Arkansas?!

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Jefferson: Wait what's that, is that a butterfly?

*moves in front of camera flapping his hair*

Jefferson: It's me

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Alex: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage

*Jefferson and Madison nod in agreement while washing machine facepalms*

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Alex: How do you know what's good for me?!

George: That's my opinion!

Laurens: *stares exasperatedly*

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Eliza: Why are you making me sing? I hate singing? When do I even come in, I don't--

Eliza: *starts singing like an angel*

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Mulligan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to T-T-T-T-T-Target!

*enter air horns*

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*at Alexander*

Laurens: When will you learn

Eliza: When will you learn

Angelica: That your actions have consequences

*enter the duel of 1804*

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George: Love 

George: Is

George: A baked

George: Sweet potato 

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*Every time John brings home yet another turtle*

Alex: John I want a divorce

John: *thinks for a while*

John: Divorce...*laughs weirdly*

Alex: It's not funny John, and you know it's been coming for a long ti--

John: *laughs even weirder*

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