I'm binging Sanders Sides(which is amazing btw, ack) so of course there will be a Sanders Sides thing so here ya' go. Also sorry for disapearing for like four(edit:seven) days, life just got busy--well bot busy because how busy can you really be in the quarantine but writer's block. Also I did a couple new pieces of art which I'll share at the end of the chapter. Or should I just start an art book? Hm. *thinks*
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George: What's hot with kids these days
Peggy: KNIVES!
Peggy: *grabs kitchen knife and lights it on fire*
Peggy: Flaming knives!
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Peggy: For my next trick I will turn myself into a very old woman
Peggy: The catch is that the trick takes about sixty years
*sixty years later*
Peggy: Tada!
Crowd: *cheers before all having simultaneous heart attacks*
(...that got dark. welp.)
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Peggy: Guess who's got ten fingers and is confused
Peggy: This guy
Peggy: No seriously, what the heck is happening
*camera pans to Alex and Burr fighting on a table while Jefferson blasts the rubber ducky song and James wears a Rapunzel costume while singing As Ready As I'll Ever Be*
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Alex: Jefferson is better than Burr--
Burr: *bursts into room*
Burr: FALSEHOOD!
Alex: What the fuck?!
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Alex: *to Martha*
Alex: Are you my mummy
John: *pops out from the closet*
John: Doctor Who reference?
John: Fantastic!
Alex: ...
Martha: ...
Alex: How long were you waiting to do that?
John: 1963 minutes (hehe)
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Alex: You know that if I miss a day of work it's for a valid reason
George: So John wanting to take you to see the musical Wicked was a good reason to miss work?
Alex: ...
Alex: wait how'd you find out
George: ...
George: *glasses to wicked poster on wall*
Alex: *sees poster*
Alex: *gasps*
George: You never speak of this or I will give you a week long vacation
Alex: NoOoOoOo
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Theodosia: Everyone knows where babies come from
Phillip: Messanger falcons
George: ...
Allie: Save the innocent children *blasts The Squip Song while shrieking IT'S FROM JAPAN*
Theo: welp
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Burr: Ian Mckellen didn't actually die at the end of Macbeth
Burr: ...
Burr: wait
Burr: it's probably a fake curse
Burr: never mind
*After Theodosia dies, Burr shoots Hamilton, and Theodosia Jr. disappears*
Burr: Let me tell you what I wish I'd know
Burr: never say Macbeth or you will be cursed
Burr: ...
Burr: God damn it
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Alex: Knowledge is an incomparably valuable multi-purpose tool
Jefferson: We get it you're smart, now sit down
Alex: *gasps dramatically*
Jefferson: What?
Alex: You complimented me
Jefferson: What? No, I didn't
Alex: Yes you did
Jefferson: No, I didn't!!!
Peggy: I can settle this
Peggy: *shows recording*
Peggy: He totally did
Alex: *smirks*
Jefferson: Wipe that smirk off your face or I will wipe it off with my cane
Alex: You wouldn't dare
Jefferson: Try me bitch
Alex: *shows Jefferson picture of his macaroni boxes tied to a chair along with James*
Jefferson: My macaroni!
James: What about me? Your husband?
Jefferson: My macaroni!
James: I want a divorce
Alex: *cackles evilly and blows up the macaroni*
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Peggy: Yeah he's a slimy boi
Angelica: ...
John: A SLIMY BOI ANGELICA
Angelica: And this kids is why we don't mix liquor, coffee, and weed together
Alex: Wait there's weed in here?
Angelica: *gives him a concerned look since he's on his fifth cup*
Angelica: Why
Alex: My father left, my mother died, I grew up on my own
Angelica: Whoa whoa whoa, didn't ask for your life story
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Bye! Credit to Thomas Sanders for the quotes(I added onto them but he's where they originally came from) Also sorry for not posting for a while, writer's blocks are fricking chickens
Don't judge the image above
:)
~L.B
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