Hi! If you've read the previous chapters then you know what to expect :) If not, well then have fun. Let's hope the fourth wall isn't broken today. :) Also isn't the picture at the top amazing? Hehe, sometimes life is amazing
TW: Massive gayness, mention of hickies(it keeps autocorrecting to hicks lol), possible fourth wall breaking, swearing(duh)
Author: *internally* Who are you kidding, the fourth wall will be shattered by the end of this*
Author: *externally* Nope, no fourth wall breaking here *laughs lyingly*
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John: I'm making copies
John: *shoves Maria and Eliza out of the way*
John: Move, I'm gay
Eliza: We're all gay
John: I'm gayer
Maria: Peggy's wearing a rainbow flag cape
Peggy: HAHA I'M GAY MOTHERFUCKERS
John: That's incest and I'm gay get your fucking facts straight
Maria: We already covered this
Maria: We're all gay you heotero
(I don't care if that's spelled wrong)
John: *offended John noises*
Peggy: *pulls down Alex's turtleneck
Peggy: If John's straight then who are these hickies from
Alex: OoOoOoh someone was exposed
Maria: ...
Eliza: ...
Alex: it was me, I don't know why I said that
John: NOTHING IS STRAIGHT NOT EVEN THIS LINE
John: *shows picture of wiggly line*
Peggy: *screams*
Angelica: Get that line porn away from my sister
George: *in his office, hears the screaming of his employees*
George: Back in my day, we just did drugs.
Eliza: The lesson here kids is everyone is gay and don't do drugs
Alex: DO CAFFIENE
John: *plays Illuminate music*
Peggy: DOO DOO DOO
(...)
(I don't know where this went)
Peggy: Does it matter
Author: It's too early to break the fourth wall!
Author: *yeets away*
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Burr: *bursts into Alex's room*
Burr: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD
Alex: * groans*
John: What the fuck man
Burr: *burrr-sts into laughter*
Peggy: So John's a top then
Allie: JEFFERSON YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS
Jefferson: NoOoOoOoOoOoOo
Allie: *cackles*
*Peggy and Allie high five*
Alex: I hate you all
Peggy: Except for John
Allie: Don't think we didn't read those letters you wrote
Burr: "You know the opinion I entertain of mankind, and how much it is my desire to preserve myself free from particular attachments, and to keep my happiness independent on the caprice of others."
Alex: FUCK YOU GUYS
Allie and Peggy: That's John's job
Alex: *yeets pillow at them*
Burr: I will duel you
Alex: Wait thirty years okay, then I'll be ready
Peggy: AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE
Allie: AND I SWEAR BY THE SWORD IF YOUR IN GET ON BOARD
Peggy and Allie: AND I'M READY, I'M READY, I'M READY
Burr: READY AS I'll EVER BE
Allie: Like the Bee Musical
Burr: Don't you mean movie
Allie: Did I fucking stutter
John: Language
Peggy: Says the man who cursed for five minutes straight--
Allie: I believe you mean five minutes gay
*Allie and Peggy high five*
Burr: Well since all of you are on crack I'm leaving
George: DON'T DO THE WEED KIDS
Eliza: I already said that like, 41 lines ago
Alex: GET OUT OF MY DORM
Peggy: PEGGY MAKES AN EXIT
Michael: Stop stealing my lines!
Everybody: Wrong fandom
Author: *Screams*
Author: STOP BREAKING MY WALL YOU DONUTS
Peggy: Donut worry, we won't stop
*All around groans*
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I know this is short but I kind of just want to publish some content so here we go! :) Stay safe and wear your mask!
-L.B.
Also, have a random piece of draft art. Yay *throws corn-fetti*
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