The Night plays on the screen
Fireworks go off
Welcome everyone to the series premiere of Cartoon Fighting League! Said Commentator Woody. Yep this looks like a fitting premiere to a new promotion here in Orlando! said Red
DING DING DING The Following Contest is the Royal Rumble Match for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Crowd Cheers Loudly
Let's see which Cartoon Character drew number 1. Who is it? said Woody
It looks like it is Garnet from Steven Universe! said Red
Garnet is a fierce warrior so don't expect her to go down easily. said Woody
Now here is the entrant who is number 2. Who could this be?
It's Little Cato from Final Space! He is only 14, but he is as fast as well!
Here we go! Little Cato throwing the first strikes, but Garnet throws him across the ring!
Number 3 is Steven Universe, and he's going to help Garnet eliminate Little Cato!
He escaped and hits Steven with a Codebreaker! He also hits Garnet with a Codebreaker.
Number 4 is Gumball Watterson, he hits Steven with a superkick and nearly eliminates him
Garnet then hits Gumball with a huge forearm to the face.
Number 5 is Bill Cipher
Bill Cipher gets taken down by Garnet easily, but he immediately kips up to attack Steven and hits him with a air raid crash, Little Cato meanwhile tries to eliminate Gumball.
Number 6 is Spongebob, he hits a karate chop to the face of Steven, busting him open in the process. Little Cato eliminates Gumball by hitting him with a superkick.
Number 7 is Knuckles, Garnet hits LC with a spinning Back Fist. Bill Cipher tries to eliminate Steven but Knuckles disables the elimination by hitting Cipher with the Iron Fist.
Number 8 is Mao Mao, He hits everyone in the ring with a Shooting Star Press, however Knuckles gets up and hits him with a KO Punch and eliminates him.
Number 9 is Patrick who appears in a King outfit, he eliminates Spongebob and goes under the bottom rope and attacks him! What the hell is this?! said Woody
Number 10 is Shining Armor, he hits Knuckles with a shining wizard, Garnet eliminates Knuckles.
Number 11 is Robin, he gets a beatdown from Patrick, who then eliminates him. Little Cato and Patrick brawl and LC hits the Codebreaker on Patrick.
Number 12 is Dipper Pines, LC tries to hit the Code Breaker but Dipper reverses it into His finishing move, the 1916. Bill Cipher eliminates Dipper.
Number 13 is Invader Zim, Zim hits Steven with a Irken Splash and injures his bleeding head. Garnet gets eliminated by Bill Cipher.
Number 14 is Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Krabs eliminate Bill Cipher, they also eliminate Steven Universe.
Number 15 is The Stranger, he takes out Krabs with the Mandible Claw and throws him out, eliminating him. Patrick also gets thrown out, but he goes through the middle rope.
Number 16 is Squidward, he goes after LC and hits him with the Squidtastic Voyage! He tries to eliminate him but Cato escapes and kicks him in the face.
Number 17 is Tails, LC shakes his hand and goes after Squidward. The Stranger then puts the mandible claw to Invader Zim and eliminates him.
Number 18 is Shadow The Hedgehog, Shadow goes after The Stranger with a Spinning Heel Kick and a 620 Splash, LC eliminates Shining Armor. Squidward and Tails meanwhile have a tangle over the ropes.
Number 19 is Darwin, but he refuses to step in the ring for some reason, then out of nowhere Patrick attacks Darwin and goes back in the ring since he was never eliminated. Little Cato then hits a superkick to Patrick.
Number 20 is Shrek, Shrek mauls Tails with a Swamp Slam. LC tries to deliver a superkick to Shrek but he nearly eliminates him, then Tails tries to take out Shrek again but he gets mauled again and gets hit with a Swamp Splash. The Stranger tries to stop Shrek, but once again he hits a Swamp Splash.
Number 21 is Bowser, Bowser and Shrek face off and brawl, but in doing that they both go over the top rope and eliminate each other. The Stranger meanwhile, puts the Mandible Claw on LC making him internally bleed, but LC gets out and goes over the bottom rope to receive medical attention.
Number 22 is Silver The Hedgehog, He goes after The Stranger hitting him with 2 forearms, and a Low Blow, then everyone teams up to eliminate The Stranger! LC then brings Darwin, who was also sidelined by an attack back into the ring and eliminates him.
Number 23 is Buzz Lightyear, he hits a Space Mine to Squidward, but Squidward recovers and eliminates him. Patrick finally does something and hits Silver with a headbutt and throws him over the top rope to eliminate him.
Number 24 is Tobias, Tobias gets beaten down by everyone in the match, and gets thrown over the top. Tails gets destroyed by Shadow, but he still wants to fight! Shadow tries to hit him with a 620 Splash, but he misses and gets hit by a low blow by Tails and LC eliminates Shadow.
Number 25 is Rick Sanchez, he quickly eliminates Tails and hits Little Cato with a Bootstrap Paradox.
Number 26 is Mario, He hits Rick with a uppercut, he hits Squidward with the Fireball, but gets taken down by Patrick with the Dumb Down Driver but doesn't eliminate him.
Number 27 is Sonic, Mario immediately goes after Sonic as they have an epic fight, meanwhile Squidward tries to eliminate Patrick, but fails.
Number 28 is Morty Smith, Him and Rick attack Mario and Sonic and eliminate Mario, but then Morty eliminates Rick out of nowhere! Squidward then eliminates Morty immediately afterwards.
Number 29 is Dib Membrane, he decides to go after Squidward and hits him with a Flash Dive. Patrick then grabs Dib and throws him through the announce table eliminating him.
Number 30 is Luigi...
The final 4: Little Cato, Patrick, Squidward, and Luigi
Luigi and LC fight while Patrick and Squidward brawl. Luigi gets caught by a superkick as Cato goes to the top, but Luigi gets up and hits Little Cato, finally eliminating him. Squidward thinks he got rid of Patrick and punches Luigi who then hits him with a Squidtastic Voyage and eliminates Luigi. Squidward thinks he won, but Patrick grabs a chair and destroys Squidward's face in with it. Patrick then eliminates Squidward and wins the World Heavyweight Championship!
Here is your winner of the World Heavyweight Championship, Patrick Star!
Crowd Boos Loudly
Patrick won? You've got to be kidding me said Woody
Patrick then grabs a mic and says...
Today I have gotten rid of that HORRIBLE Squidward, and that annoying Sponge who always held me back! Now I am World Heavyweight Champion and it is going to stay like that for a very long time! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Crowd Boos Patrick LOUDLY
ENOUGH I AM YOUR KING AND CHAMPION SO YOU COULD SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YOU!!!
He walks away proud of what he's done. He is now champion, and he plans on staying champ for a very long time said Red
I have to agree with that. Good night everyone and stay tuned for our TV Premiere on Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon!
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