Cartoon Fighting League

CFL Episode 2: TV Premiere

Fireworks play on the new stage

Welcome everyone to Cartoon Fighting League! said Woody

Tonight we set the remainder of Champions for our League said Red

But before we can start the matches ugh, we have to deal with King Patrick's coronation

             Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the World Heavyweight Champion: KING PATRICK

                                                      Crowd Boos Deafening

Patrick betrayed both Spongebob and Squidward during the Royal Rumble match and won the World Heavyweight Championship.

NOW EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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I don't care what you all think I am the king of CFL, and I want to be known as King Patrick, Lord Of The Cartoons Across The World HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Suddenly the lights go out and everything is pitch black in the Detroit Arena.

When the lights go back on everything is purple, and The Stranger is standing behind Patrick. Patrick turns around and jumps, but then he gets mad and says...

GO AWAY FLEABAG!!!    Then The Stranger puts the Mandible Claw on Patrick and then hits an Exdestruction on Patrick and has his eyes on the World Heavyweight Championship as the lights go out again.

Well that was something said Woody     I'll say said Red            But Now it's time to set the title matches.

The following contest is for the TV Championship. Introducing first, from Emerald Hill, weighing in at 159 Pounds... TAILS                                  Crowd Cheers Calmly

And His opponent, from Parts unknown, weighing in at 133 pounds... INVADER ZIM

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The match is underway, Tails goes for Zim's ribs. Zim throws Tails back and kicks him in the face. Zim then splashes Tails and goes for the cover, but only gets a 2 count. Tails then hits him with a slingblade and a superkick. Tails goes for the Stomp, but Zim reverses with a Figure 4 Leg Lock. Tails gets out and goes for a roll up then executes a superkick and hits a stomp. Zim still kicked out of the Stomp, Tails goes for it again but Zim counters once again this time with a elevated neckbreaker. Zim hits the Irken Splash, but he then goes for a chair but the ref pulls it away. Tails then accidently knocks out the ref, Zim then decides to use the chair, he swings but Tails then snatches it away and hits Zim with it. He then goes for another Stomp, the ref then counts

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Your winner and the TV Champion           Tails!

                                                        Crowd Mixed On Results

I don't know if I should be happy or mad!

Well nonetheless we will now crown the Women's Champion in a Battle Royal

Contestants: Starfire, Raven, Nicole Watterson, Gaz Membrane, Unikitty, and Sandy Cheeks.

Sandy starts the fight by brawling with Starfire, meanwhile Raven battles Gaz, but Gaz hits Raven with a kick and then eliminates Raven. Nicole hits Unikitty with karate kicks and knees, Nicole then grabs Unikitty and destroys her with a Wrestling Takedown. Gaz then hits Nicole with a Punk Death. Sandy then, out of nowhere eliminates Gaz and Starfire! Unikitty, Nicole Watterson, and Sandy Cheeks stare off and look at the title, Unikitty gets too distracted and gets eliminated by Nicole. Sandy then hits Nicole with a forearm, then slams her to the mat. Sandy gets ready to eliminate Nicole, but Nicole rakes the eyes of Sandy and throws her out of the ring and eliminates her.

Here is your winner of the Battle Royal... and the Women's Champion, NICOLE WATTERSON

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I have a feeling that she is going to hold that title for a very long time!

But now it is time to crown the very first Universal Champion. Will it be Luigi, or will it be Little Cato

Little Cato hits Luigi with a superkick and a knee to the face to start the match. Luigi kips up and delivers a bulldog, he gets a 1 count. Luigi delivers a jab to Cato and he rolls to ringside. Luigi dives on to him and brings him back into the ring only to get roundhouse kicked. Little Cato goes for a Top Rope Driver, but Luigi counters with the Poltergeist Lungblower. Luigi gets a 2 count, and decides to put LC on top of the announce table. Luigi looks to deliver a elbow drop, but Little Cato jumps up and reverses it with an Spanish Fly through the announce table. LC puts him back and delivers a Top Rope Driver.

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WE HAVE OUR UNIVERSAL CHAMPION 

Here is your winner and the NEW Universal Champion...    LITTLE CATO

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Now this is a way to end a TV Premiere! I can't believe he actually won, this is insane

Well for CFL and everyone here good night and we'll see you next week... GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!