The next chapter is gonna be long and broken up into two parts, so I wanted to answer some questions :). Also I have a microphone in this.
Author: Hello, yes hi. Umm, I have a question for Ronan. I might need a oujia board for him.
*Crickets*
Author: I'm kidding, Anyway what do you think of (y/n)? *puts microphone in front of ronan*
Ronan: *flinches slightly in response* I-I like her a lot umm, she's really nice. If I could, I'd live with her forever in a little cottage next to a pond.
Author: Aww, how cute. *moves microphone back* Next question, what are some other animals-
Kai: *takes microphone* I will happily answer any questions-
Author: *takes back microphone* Take my microphone again and you're getting genital warts. *turns back to Ronan* What are some of your favorite animals?
Ronan: Turtles, fish umm, butterflies, and lizards. *smiles*
Author: You are so precious.
Ronan: y-you're kinda scary.
Author: *looks at reader* Alright next person. I love you Ronan.
Ronan: o-okay.
Author: *slow jogs to Overhaul* Excuse me sir, excuse me sir!
Overhaul: Where am I?
Author:*talks into mic* astral plane. *points mic to Overhaul*
Overhaul: Wha-
Author: *takes mic back* Sex with (y/n), yes? *points back to Overhaul*
Overhaul: uh yes.
Author: *nods* She's a minor, yes?
(shes not but i really want to make this joke guys)
Overhaul: I don't really care about her job.
Author: 👁👄👁
Overhaul: You're a strange girl. *walks away*
Author: I- next caller. *looks around* Eri, hi Eri.
Eri: Hi author-chan.
Author: *sits in front of Eri* do you want (y/n) to be your mom?
Eri: *nods* mmhmm.
Author: do you love her like your mom?
Eri: Yep.
Author: So she is your mom.
Eri: I hope so.
Author: I love you.
Eri: uh- I-I love you too.
Author: thank you, next. *gets up and blows Eri a kiss* wait, who's next? Go, go, go, go.
(Y/n): Are you okay?
Author: *turns around* yes. I have questions for you, might I say you are very pretty.
(Y/n): Thank you!
Author: you're very welcome. Umm, do you feel like Eri's mom?
Y/n: Kind of. I mean I feel the need to protect her so in that way yes. I wouldn't mind being her mom, actually. If I could I would adopt her. *smiles*
Author: *puts on sunglasses* Bright. Are you in love?
Y/n: umm, I plead the fifth.
Author: reasonable. Alright, time for the speed round. Hey Denki!
Denki: hello?
Jirou: oh god.
Author: Do you like y/n?
Denki: uhh-
Author: too slow, moving on. *walks over to Shinso*
Author: hi Shinso *tucks hair behind ear*
Shinso: uhh, hi.
Author: Do you like me- I mean do you like y/n?
Shinso: Uhh yeah, I guess.
Author: thank you, and I love you.
Shinso: u-uh I'm gonna leave. *walks away*
Author: 👁💧👄💧👁
Kai: You still haven't asked me any questions.
Author: no one cares Kai.
Kai: but-
Author: Let's see what's happening in the villain hype house. *walks away, opens a door*
Author: heyyy, how y'all doin?
Toga: 👁👄👁🔪
Shigaraki: 🤚
Mr.Compress: 🕴
Dabi and Hawks: 👯♂️
Kurogiri: who are you?
Author: wrong door, heh. *closes door*
Author: I'm in danger. *runs very fastly*
Kai: *chases you* Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!
Bakugou: WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!!?!?
Author: Yikes. Can you stop screaming, you gremlin.
Bakugou: I WILL FOLD YOU, SKINNY BITCH.
Author: *squints*
Bakugou was unable to talk.
Bakugou: *muffled yelling*
Author: Much better.
Aizawa: you couldn't do that earlier.
Author: I mean I'll do anything for you. *does the Debby Ryan look*
Aizawa: you're underage.
Author: not in Japan.
Aizawa: *nods*
Author: oh I have a question for you. Do you like y/n?
Aizawa: You could say that.
Author: perfect. Bye, Aizawa. *flutters eyes*
Aizawa: *chuckles* Bye author-chan.
Author: he's railed in me in my dreams a couple of times.
Author: Well that's all the time I have for today. El oh el. But if y'all have any other questions don't be afraid to comment. Like I said before the next chapter will be quite long, make sure you guys take care of yourselves.
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