your promise to me. || haikyu

18

I unlocked and opened the door, hearing distinctive shouts from inside the apartment. I adjusted Ichika and zipped my sweater up more to make sure she was warm as I stepped into the apartment. Irritation flooded my veins as I remembered the tweet Bokuto posted not too long ago. The same moment I stepped in, Haru ran out from the hallway and into my line of sight, naked, with a stream of bubbles after him. Bokuto was running after him, trying to catch him before I could see. From what I can see, Bokuto's wrists were also bound by zip ties. "Boke-to."

Bokuto paused, his head slowly turned to where I stood in the doorway. I could see fear in his golden, owlish eyes as he grabbed Haru and bolted back into the hallway. "Sorry no one's home!! Don't come in!!"

"This is my apartment!" I shouted after him, stomping my way to follow him. "My bathtub better be bubble free when I see it!" Before I entered the same hallway they disappeared in, I turned to look at Kenma sitting in the same place I left him two days ago. He was still immersed on the screen, but it looked like a different game from before. "Were you not going to stop them?" I asked, slightly irritated with him too.

"Hm?" he hummed back, not even looking up from the screen. I don't even know why I bothered asking since he doesn't seem to process anything while he plays his games.

It seemed like I wasn't going to get a response anytime soon so I just set my bag down next to him and entered the hallway. A trail of bubbles led me down the hall, into my room, and into my bathroom. I could hear Bokuto and Kuroo shouting profusely while Haru was laughing and clapping his hands.
"KOKO-CHAN IS ALREADY HERE!!" Bokuto shouted in a panic.

I could hear Kuroo swear and some things scramble around. "I ALREADY FIXED IT, IT'S CLEANED UP!"

I paused at the doorway, watching it all unfold in front of me. There was remnants of bubbles on the tub and the floor, bottles were knocked off from where they stood, a vacuum with a sock on the tube foamed with bubbles at the opening, the two idiots trying to wipe down Haru as he laughed and tried to run away from them, and everything was... Wet. Kuroo was also wearing the wig...

"Bro, this would go so much faster if you just cut me out of this!" Bokuto argued, putting focus on his zip tied wrists.

Kuroo picked Haru up and looked at Bokuto as he wiped the toddler down. "Bokuto, dude. I would but does it look like I have scissors with me? It's your fault you got the wrong size in the first place!"

"What's going on here?" I questioned, cradling Ichika in my arms.

They both screamed in fear while Haru screamed with playfulness.

"Nee!" Haru exclaimed, making grabbing hands at me.

Kuroo tried to quickly hide Haru behind his back while Bokuto struggled to hide his tied wrists. Kuroo then paused when he fully focused on me. "Uh... Why- Um... Y-You're not pregnant, right? I didn't get you pregnant right?"

"WHAT?!" Bokuto screamed in shock as he looked at his best friend. "YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?"

"What?" I asked, my eyebrows knitting in confusion. "We never slept together." Ichika wiggled in my arms, making Bokuto scream "IT'S ALIVE!". "STOP SHOUTING!" I demanded. Ichika's head popped out of the opening of my sweater which caused Kuroo to sigh in relief. He set her brother down to put some clothes on him. "What are you sighing for? You didn't get me pregnant, you freak."

A smug look plastered itself on his face as he licked his lips. "Heh, sure am," he cockily said.

"Shut it, rooster."

"You know what another word for rooster is?" he questioned out loud as he continued to dressed Haru.

"... Cock?" Bokuto asked confused. We both ignored his oblivion, trying not to encourage his profanity around the babies.