CHAPTER 1

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Caramel’s POV

30 minutes earlier

“Run Melody run!” I screamed as I dodged a few other students. Melody was on the verge of getting caught. She caught up to me and we bolted into the gym. Mr Cheel was packing some ropes away and there were a few students playing sport. 

“You assholes come back here!” Buddy screamed. 

Melody and I ran to Mr Cheel and we just stood there, panting. 

“You stupid ass’s, now you’re going to get it” but before Buddy could do anything, Mr Cheel stepped in front of us.

“And what do you think you’re doing Mr Dempbin?” Mr Cheel screeched.

“These two assholes filled my locker with shaving cream, drew a dick on my locker and spread glue all over my back!” Buddy’s voice boomed through the gym. Melody and I just started laughing our asses of. 

“Well, well, I should’ve known… Ms Dollman and Ms Sparks, please follow me to the principal’s office NOW!” 

NOW

And that’s how we found ourselves facing our crippled principal in his old office with the biggest grins plastered on our faces.

“So let me get this straight, you vandalised the interior and exterior of Mr Dempbin’s locker and put glue down his shirt only because he didn’t give you HIS chocolate milk?”

Melody cleared her throat, which meant she was getting all ready to kick some crippled ass.

“Well Mr Principal,” she looked sideways at me, with a slight smirk, “Caramel here has diabetes and she needed sugar and the only sugary thing saw was chocolate milk. I asked him nicely and he refused. Caramel could have died right there if I hadn’t taken action and jumped on the table, ‘ACCIDENTLY’ kicked Buddy on the face and snatched the milk away for Caramel. If you find toppled over tables and few bruises here and there then don’t mind because it was a situation of life and death. Thank you and Bye.” And with that, we left the office.

“Huh, that was easy, anyways, give me some of that chocolate milk, I’m parched!” Melody hooted, earning us some weird glances, to which I just replied to with a pig nose.

“Yea… we taught him, and anyway, what the hell! I have diabetes? why couldn’t you have diabetes!”

“Because Caramel my dear, I go to the gym so I have something called stamina which means I can run without getting tired easily but I have a best friend who is a lazy ass who doesn’t work out one bit and doesn’t have a good stamina and when she runs she turns all blue and so tired that someone who didn’t know she was running would have thought that she had diabetes and that’s exactly how you looked in Mr Principal’s office, anyway, I saved our hot butts today so be happy!” she screamed and then stormed away to her locker.

“That was a long lecture” I mumbled and I walked to my next class which was math. I liked this subject. I liked it because Melody’s crush was in my class. Their romance was so stupid. The whole freakin world new the two of them were head-over-heels for each other and yet, neither of them admitted they had any feelings toward each other. Hell, even they knew they liked each other but no action was taken. Any way, going back to why i like this class, Melody’s crush, Joel, sits right next to me and me being me, never stops reminding him that he loves my best friend. For example:

Caramel- “Hey Joel, can you please lend me pen?”

Joel- “No”

Caramel- “I’ll tell Melody that you told me that you have wet dreams about her!”

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