(A bit of a Blood warning for the faint of heart.)
"of course zelk is the emotional one. Like that makes any sense."
A female voice sounded. I didn't know where it was coming from.
"Uh, who are you??" I asked.
Zelk: g-go away.
Darryl: maybe they're nice! Hi!
Dave: I don't know.
"Well, this is cute. Do you like my world?"
Darryl: Yes?
Zelk: N-No.
"Oh come on zelk, I made this for you. You finally got your /alone. How does it feel?"
She appeared in front of us. She was wearing uh... Onesie? Is that a word? It was pink and had cat ears. And the hood had a little derp face. She was hovering a solid 8 feet off the ground.
"Hi, it's me, skeppy cat!"
Zelk: ...
Darryl: hi!
SkeppyCat: Welcome to Zelkam's purgatory!
Darryl: why? What did he do?
Zak: pu-purg purjatoty- plurgatory-
Darryl: PURGATORY!!
Zak: Purga-tory oh I said it!!!
Darryl: oh my goodness.
Dave: uh, then why am I being tortured too?
SkeppyCat: idunno.
Dave: I hate everything.
SkeppyCat: oh how the turn tables. Zelk! Look! I have perms and you don't! Isn't that funny?
"I understand nothing." I mumbled.
SkeppyCat: oh I forgot. Not knowing things really triggers you doesn't it?
"Yup!"
SkeppyCat: a two for one deal, in fact, a four for one deal! I'm annoying zelk, Dave, Darryl and you!! This is amazing!
She controls everything, then she knows everything.
"Why did the crown burn Dave?"
SkeppyCat: you were getting too close to saving him. Zelkham has to stay here!
"Okay, what about the murders?"
SkeppyCat: Dave would meet someone that wasn't what I was intending and an easy way to fix it is to possess him and kill them. Then erase his memory. Though that was fun and I'd get bored. Which explains skeppy's dream when you came he-
Zelk: WHAT DID YOU DO?????
Zelkam was looking around frantically.
SkeppyCat: oh it's quite simple you get /alone and I get a good day.
Zelk: but I can't see anyone but you!!
SkeppyCat: shut up or I'll turn you into a potato.
Zelk: ...
"Okay so what did you do to zelk?"
SkeppyCat: I made it so he can't see or hear anyone but me. He used to do that all the time to me and it wasn't fun.
Zelk: that was a block game!
"So who's real and who's not?"
SkeppyCat: you're real so is the rest of the trio and zelk. So Dave isn't real. He's more of a complicated AI with feelings.
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Castle
Fanficthe trio go drink a weird potion and go back to medieval times. trying to remember who they are, they head to a castle. wait who decided to put a T an castle?? they must've been drunk. This is really old and while the idea is cool, the execution is...
