"Harry Potter...they boy who lived!" Voldy chorus. "I FINALLY CAUGHT YO A$$ LMMMMMAAaAAaOOooooOooo!" everyone started laughing. Hagrid stared at Harry and mouthed "Run!". Harry looked down at his feet he couldn't save Hagrid he couldn't even save himself.
Harry breathed in and walked straight to Voldemort "My name is Harry Potter you killed my parents prepare to die!". Voldy just laughed and raised his wand.
Harry Whispered "Die b*tch!" as soon as the words left his mouth he erupted in flames "Oh ffffffff-" Voly started. Harry killed everyone in a 1000000000000000000000000000000000-kilometre radius of him.
Once the flames died down he had a pac man head.
He ran back to the castle and ate anyone that survived (well most of them at least)...
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A Harry potter cRacK fiC ft. The Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus
FanfictionI'm bored and feel like writing a crack fic. So here's a Harry Potter crack fic. This is inspired by @Im_a_Rociesaurus who wrote an amazing Harry Potter Crack fic called Harry Potter Crack fic. (and yes this feature the Baykeey, Vegard, and Seamus)...
